Flim-Flam Friday: Chlorella

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Chlorella

Last week I glimpsed a Facebook ad for “nature’s perfect superfood”, Chlorella, a freshwater green algae that grows naturally in certain parts of Asia.
Every single time I hear the term “superfood”, this happens:

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There are two reasons for that.
1. Sure, certain foods are nutrient-dense, but foods slapped with the prefix “super” usually turn out to be plain old food, neither  more nor less healthful than other foods in the same category. For instance, acai berries were hailed as a superfood and an anti-aging aid due to their high levels of antioxidants, but researchers have pointed out the berries contain about the same amount of antioxidants as other (far less expensive) fruits like blueberries and grapes. (1) Thanks to the trendiness of acai products, rural Brazilians who rely upon the berries as a staple food find their stomachs grumbling. (2)
2. You probably don’t need dietary supplements if you are healthy and have a varied, nutrient-rich diet. Certain foods or supplements might be beneficial when you have a deficiency, but if you don’t have a deficiency, you will get little to no benefit from them. (3)

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Looks even sillier than it sounds.


What does Chlorella supposedly do?

An incredibly broad range of claims has been made about the health benefits of Chlorella. In addition to being hailed as a nutrient-dense superfood (example), a detoxifying agent, and an energy booster, one Japanese study suggests it can:

– reduce body-fat percentage
– alleviate Type 2 diabetes by reducing blood-glucose levels
– help reduce cholesterol (4)

Many, many scientifically unsupported claims are being made about Chlorella. It can supposedly aid digestion by stimulating the growth of probiotic bacteria, treat ulcers, alleviate depression, increase “liver energy”, prevent or even cure cancer, and “boost immunity” (which would be a bad thing, if your immunity is normal).

Does it work?

As a food source? Yes (see “The Bottom Line” at the end of this post). As a cure-all pill, diet aid, or detoxifying agent? Probably not.
The problem with the bulk of the recent research involving Chlorella is that the results have not yet been replicated. When the Telegraph breathlessly tells you Chlorella can “reduce body-fat percentage”, they’re not telling you that this was found in just one study. (4)

At one time, Dr. Joseph Mercola claimed Chlorella could “fight cancer”. As absolutely zero evidence supports this, and federal law prohibits supplement suppliers from making health-related claims for their products, the FDA ordered Mercola to stop making that claim (and several others) on his website. So then he switched to saying Chlorella could eliminate your risk of getting cancer. The FDA ordered him to stop saying that, as well. Has this prevented Mercola from making extravagant claims about the curative properties of Chlorella? Nope. These days, he declares it can “prevent or ease” everything from stress to liver cancer. (5)

A lot of woo has attached itself to Chlorella over the years. Erich Von Däniken of “ancient astronauts” fame proposed in his 1980 book Signs of the Gods that maybe the Ark of the Covenant was a miniature nuclear reactor and manna machine. According to this theory, the “ark machine” absorbed and stored dew, to which green algae (Chlorella) was added, and poof! Delicious manna came out of the machine. It would have been radioactive as hell, but meh. Logic is for the unimaginative.
Not that Von Däniken was being particularly imaginative; he borrowed the entire “alien manna machine” concept from an April Fool’s article in New Scientist, which later became a book.

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“We have reached the Promised Land!
Sadly, you all have cancer.”

One health blogger says she’s taking Chlorella to “detox heavy metals” that supposedly remain in her body from chemotherapy she received some time ago. This is not a sound decision. First of all, heavy metals can be eliminated from the body only if treatment is administered immediately after exposure. Secondly, nothing in Chlorella has been shown to remove metals from the body. Thirdly, there is only one heavy metal involved with chemo (platinum, found in the chemo drugs Carboplatin and cisplatin). The platinum from both drugs generally remains in cells for up to 180 days. (6) Even if Chlorella could bind heavy metals, it would be incapable of removing them from the tissues and bloodstream without  the aid of chelation. (5)

The Bottom Line

So, Chlorella manna and Chlorella “metal detox” are bunk. But is Chlorella a superfood? In the ’50s and ’60s, scientists thought it could be. After WWII, the Baby Boom led governments around the world to study Chlorella in the hope it could be used to feed the masses cheaply and efficiently in the event of food shortages. NASA studied it with a view to feeding it to astronauts, and perhaps growing it on space stations. But processing Chlorella for consumption turned out to be too costly and time-consuming for either purpose, and it was relegated to the dietary supplement shelves of health food stores. It is an excellent food source. In its dried form, Chlorella is 45% protein, 20% carbohydrate, 20% fat, 5% fibre, and 10% vitamins and minerals. It contains nine essential amino acids. (7)
But according to an article on Chlorella at WebMD, the quality of the Chlorella found in supplements can vary wildly. The Chlorella in some products may contain only 7% protein, for instance.
To become a supplement, Chlorella is dried , crushed to a powder, and converted to small emerald tablets, which are vaguely reminiscent of Soylent Green. If the cell walls remain intact – and there are indications that this is the case with some Chlorella supplements – the Chlorella will be of no benefit to humans.
The recommended daily dosage for one of the most popular brands of Chlorella tablet is 15 tablets per day, at about $34US per 300 tablets. Perhaps this makes sense if you don’t have access to fresh, inexpensive greens like kale, but for the average consumer this is a pretty penny to spend on what are essentially veggie pills. A diet with sufficient carbs, protein, and vitamins will not require Chlorella.


Sources:

1. – Kuskoski EM, Asuero AG, Morales MT, Fett R, et al. “Wild fruits and pulps of frozen fruits: antioxidant activity, polyphenols and anthocyanins”. Cienc Rural 36 (July/August 2006)
– Seeram NP, Aviram M, Zhang Y, et al. “Comparison of antioxidant potency of commonly consumed polyphenol-rich beverages in the United States”. Journal of Agriculutral Food Chemicals 56 (February 2008). (abstract)
2.‘Superfood’ Promoted on Oprah’s Site Robs Amazon Poor of Staple” by Adriana Brasileiro, Bloomberg, May 14/09
3. Brown University’s page on nutrition supplements
4. T Mizoguchi, I Takehara, T Masuzawa. “Nutrigenomic studies of effects of Chlorella on subjects with high-risk factors for lifestyle-related disease“. Journal of Medicinal Food 11:3 (Sept. 2008)
5.Dr. Oz Revisited” by David Gorski, Science Based Medicine blog, Feb. 7/12.
6. Elke EM Brouwers, Alwin DR Huitema, Jos H Beijnen, Jan HM Schellens. “Long-term platinum retention after treatment with cisplatin and oxaliplatin“. Clinical Pharmacology 2008, 8:7.
7. Belasco, Warren. “Algae Burgers for a Hungry World? The Rise and Fall of Chlorella Cuisine”. Technology and Culture 38:3 (July 1997). Available from Jstor.

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Wednesday Weirdness Roundup

The Black Death was caused by aliens, the UN hates your herb garden, and robots want to sexually harass you. Happy Wednesday!

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  • This week’s Tea Party lesson: The best way to forestall thuggery is to become a thug. Many believe the UN’s Agenda 21 environmental sustainability program is the uber-conspiracy to end all conspiracies. According to various theories, it will outlaw veggie gardens, confiscate private property, force everyone to move into cities, kill off useless eaters, and maybe even turn us into those human batteries stored in strawberry Jell-O. Glenn Beck has written a horror novel about it, Alex Jones has twigged out over it, and one Oklahoman has reached his breaking point. Al Gerhart, co-founder of the Sooner Tea Party, is so eager to see his state’s anti-Agenda 21 House Bill 1412 passed that he threatened to dig up dirt on Senator Cliff Branan and basically blackmail him into getting it read, sending Branan a creepy-ass email in which he stated Branan would “regret it” if he didn’t do his best to push the bill through the House.
    1412 had only been on the shelf for two weeks. Thanks to Gerhart’s impatience, his entire party is now under investigation by the state Bureau of Investigation, and the sponsor of Bill 1412 pulled it after Gerhart publicly accused Sen. Branan of having an extramarital affair. Nice work. Now Oklahomans may never be able to grow carrots ever again.
  • Aliens disguised as Grim Reapers may have been responsible for the spread of bubonic plague? And they might do it again? Makes sense.
  • You’ve probably seen photos and videos of the Japanese robot that looks somewhat like a giant, mint-green Lego man, scooping up realistic dummies and setting them down someplace else. That’s basically all this particular robot is programmed to do. His designers hope he’s the prototype for a sort of robotic homecare/nursing assistant that will be able to move disabled and elderly patients into and out of beds. But somehow, in the goofy twilight world that is the Internet, “Kenji” the lifting robot has become a psychotic stalker. Beginning shortly after the robot’s unveiling in 2009, stories like this one at Gizmodo claimed Kenji was “programmed to love”, but went off the rails and began obsessively pursuing and molesting a female lab worker. Not sure how “aimless groping” got confused with “love”, but it doesn’t really matter – the Kenji story is bunk, of course. We love robots. They don’t love us. And “Kenji” is actually RI-MAN, created not by Toshiba but by RIKEN (their latest lifting robot, created in collaboration with Tokai Rubber Industries, reminds me a little of the freaky teddy bears in Duckman). For some reason, the stalkerbot story just won’t die, and Brian Merchant of Vice’s Motherboard blog has done some digging to find out where it began. Where did the name Kenji come from? Well, probably this unfortunate dude – one of the first known robot murder victims.

If you combine these stories, you get the heartwarming Pixar sequel in which WALL-E and EVE settle down on a farm, only to have that cute little tree EVE planted uprooted by officious UN bureaucrats, and all their radicchio and parsnips destroyed by plague-spraying Grim Reapers from Mars.

Wednesday Weirdness Roundup

Fake nuns with fake Anthrax, real vampires, UN conspiranoia, hateful lies about hate speech, and Bigfoot’s disgusting ancestry

  • After years of top-secret lab work, Dr. Melba Ketchum has announced the results of her DNA analysis of alleged Bigfoot hair and tissue samples (including, perhaps, the “Bigfoot steak” that was central to the Sierra Kills hoax). The upshot: Bigfoot isn’t an ape or a human. It’s descended from an unknown primate and a human female, who mated about 15,000 years ago. Ew. Ketchum is calling for Bigfoot to be afforded full Constitutional rights, as an aboriginal. Best title about this, to date: “Boffin claims Bigfoot DNA reveals BESTIAL BONKING“. Not even avid Sasqwatchers are wholefootedly accepting Ketchum’s results, though; Bigfoot Lunch Club, for instance, shares a few of the same reasonable doubts expressed by the Houston Chronicle‘s “SciGuy”, Eric Berger (and the rest of the scientific community).
  • In the Serbian village of Zarozje, a different inhuman beast is supposed to be amuck. The mayor and the village council have warned locals that Zarozje’s legendary vampire, Sava Savanovic, might be pissed off and looking for blood now that the abandoned mill where he has dwelt for years untold has finally collapsed. In all apparent seriousness, officials have advised villagers to stock up on garlic and religious paraphernalia to keep Savanovic at bay. But given the vampire’s tourist appeal, garlic might not be the only thing that smells in Zarozje…
  • “Big Brother is watching, and he really is gay.” That’s the title of a chapter in Dr. Michael Brown’s book A Queer Thing Happened to America. In a recent webcast of an interview with Brown, Rick Joyner of MorningStar Ministries claimed that at a Christian conference he attended in Switzerland last summer, Swiss attendees refused to use the words “wife” or “husband” to describe their spouses. Instead, they used the word “partner”.  Asked why, a Swiss man supposedly informed Joyner that gender-specific titles for your significant other are classified as hate speech in Switzerland; you can actually go to jail for saying you have a wife or a husband. I’m calling BS on this one. Such radical restrictions on free speech would raise an international outcry, and there simply isn’t one. Either Joyner was misinformed, or he’s lying. His claims are remarkably similar to hate crime urban legends and misinformation that have been circulating in the Christian community for years: Hate crime legislation will prevent pastors from preaching against homosexuality, gays are trying to ban straight marriage, legislation could forbid homeschooling parents from sharing their opinions on gay marriage with their kids, etc.
    When it comes to human rights, gays are not at the top of the list, as a particularly nasty bit of proposed legislation in Uganda shows.
  • The last time I wrote about fake nuns, there was a serial killer/cult leader involved. This time, a fake nun in England simply sent some white powder to politicians and aristocrats because she was annoyed by their worship of Satan. Over the summer and autumn, 71-year-old “Sister” Ruth Augustus mailed envelopes stuffed with some harmless substance to Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, Baroness Scotland, Baroness Kennedy, and MP Edward Leigh.  On the envelopes Augustus had written “devil worshipping”, “freemason”, “sex with 30 plus women”, “stop this evil devil worshipping”, and “stop these evil devil-worshipping freemasons.” The one addressed to Baroness Scotland also bore a swastika.  Augustus refers to herself as a disabled Catholic nun who works for a children’s charity, but she does not actually belong to any Catholic order, and does not seem to be employed by any charity organization.  For sending “noxious substances” through the mail, she has been ordered to undergo mental health treatment and serve a two-year community order.
  •  Also this autumn, the entire town of Gypsum, Colorado, rallied behind a 9-year-old cancer patient named Alex Jordan, a boy no one in the community had ever met. According to a Jordan family friend, Alex’s parents relocated to Gypsum earlier this year so the boy could spend his final days in the mountains. He was dying of leukemia, after defeating it two years earlier. From his hospital bed, Alex enthusiastically followed the local high school football team, the Eagle Valley Devils, over the Internet. As soon as they learned about their number one fan, team members signed a football for Alex, began displaying the letter A on their helmets, and even wrote his name on the fence that surrounds their field. Soon, hundreds of other locals joined a Facebook page in support of Alex. When they learned at the end of October that Alex had died, Gypsum residents mourned the brave little boy who had become the Devils’ unofficial mascot. But, as in the cases of Kaycee Nicole Swenson, Jonathan Jay White, and Anthony Godby Johnson, a few people wondered why no one had actually seen this kid or his parents. The only individual with a known connection to the Jordan family was that mysterious family friend who had first mentioned him to local reporters and football parents, 22-year-old Briana Augustenborg. As it turned out, Augustenborg had created “Alex” out of thin air, for reasons that are not entirely clear (she didn’t attempt to raise any money, and didn’t accept any gifts or donations). Alex Jordan now joins a long list of cancer-related hoaxes that preyed upon the tenderhearted.
  • Meanwhile, UN conspiracy theories are in full bloom – and they’re actually getting a bit of mainstream attention. A small but vocal coalition of U.S. senators led by Rick Santorum is opposing ratification of the UN Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities, arguing that it will impinge upon parental rights, if not actually make every disabled child a ward of the New World Order global superstate (a view shared by the Home School Legal Defense Association and other homeschooling advocates). Other Republicans have succumbed to Agenda 21 paranoia, believing the UN and Obama are conspiring to forcibly relocate rural dwellers, and/or control their minds.

I would love to combine all these stories into a TV series about a gay, undead Bigfoot. He must defeat a bogus nun who pretends to have cancer and sends hate mail to the UN.

 

The Prodigal Witch: John Todd Addendum


A Christian lady wrote to me after the post about the late John Todd went up, pointing me to an Answers.com page that states Raymond Buckland held a doctorate in anthropology (from King’s College, Cambridge), negating my statement that Buckland was not an anthropologist.

You will be held accountable for not writting what you know to be true, you will have to answer, before a pure and righteous God, for your deception.”
This was not a piece of deliberate deception. Buckland never worked as an anthropologist and never taught at Columbia, as Todd said he did. And Buckland having a degree in anthropology certainly wouldn’t alter the actions of Todd. He was a liar and a convicted rapist who simply made up bizarre stories with which to titillate and terrify Christians.

But it’s a good question: Did Raymond Buckland have a doctorate in anthropology? Or anything else, for that matter?
That’s not easy to determine. This site and many others state he earned his anthropology doctorate at Brantridge Forest College, Sussex. Brantridge is a diploma mill.
Other sources state Buckland studied at King’s College in London, or King’s College School in Wimbledon. The latter seems more likely. At any rate, either school could easily be confused for the King’s College at Cambridge. Someone who believed that Buckland studied at a King’s College and that he earned a doctorate in anthropology might have smooshed the two notions together.
The bottom line is, though, that no sources other than the Answers.com page mention Buckland having a degree from any school affiliated with Cambridge. If he did possess a doctorate, it’s odd that he chose to work in a menial job at British Airways for most of his career.

This is all quite interesting to me, but it will have to be sorted out at another time or by someone else. Needless to say, Wiccans are just as prone to falsely claiming degrees as anyone else. Gerald Gardiner was fond of saying he received an honorary doctorate from the University of Singapore in 1934, which has never been confirmed.

The woman also wrote: “John Todd is the real thing and as time goes on, things he said will be found to be true.” She urged me to forgive Todd, as God has done.

Let me get this straight: I am not in the position of judging John Todd, or anyone else, as a man. I can’t say boo about the state of his departed soul or his karma or whatever. I can only look at the statements he made as a living entity, compare them to the available facts, and let you do whatever you want to do with that. If you think Todd was a jerk, that’s fine. If you think he was a saintly sinner, fine. This blog is not here to hand you an opinion, it’s here to inform and amuse you in such a way that, hopefully, you’ll be inspired to dig into the facts yourself and form your own opinions.

Conspiracy Monday: Doctors Want to You to be a Communist and Kill Your Grandmother!

The lies, distortions, and conspiracy theories being used to frighten Americans away from universal healthcare are really getting on my nerves. While there are some legitimate concerns about U.S. healthcare reform, the astroturfing efforts being carried out on behalf of corporate insurance interests are based almost entirely on scare tactics and misinformation. Just a few of the factoids that are floating around:

Socialized medicine is the slippery slope to socialism, or communism, or facism. If you really believe this, it means you have been so thoroughly brainwashed by rightist propaganda that you’re pretty much beyond hope of recovery. Nothing will convince you that health care is not just a privilege or a decadent indulgence, so I’m not even going to bother. Let’s move on to arguments that aren’t completely retarded…

The elderly will be denied care, or even euthanized against their wishes and/or the wishes of their next of kin. At best, doctors will pressure family members to let the patient die – to save money.

This would violate the whole Hippocratic thing they’ve got going on, but if you really insist on believing that most health care professionals are psychopaths in lab coats, there’ s not much I can say that will convince you otherwise, is there? I’ll just skip it. Here’s the bottom line: Whether they’re being paid by insurance providers, the state, or patients themselves, doctors still make a lot of money. Every service they provide puts more money in their pockets. So they don’t want to talk their patients out of receiving more health care. If anything, Americans should be concerned about doctors providing more services than are strictly needed. Which brings us to the next argument…

People will take advantage of the system by seeking treatment for minor complaints, and/or become irresponsible about their health.

Good old-fashioned fear of doctors keeps most people from taking advantage of free health care. And people will not dance around on rooftops or stick forks into electrical outlets just because they know there’s some free health care waiting for them. As for those of you who are concerned that AIDS patients will receive free treatment when they’re clearly godless mucksuckers who should just die? Fuh cough.

Universal health care means fewer doctors, a lower standard of care, and longer waiting lines at clinics and hospitals.
No. Though Americans are being told horror stories about the endless waiting times at Canadian hospitals, the truth is that such lineups occur mainly in busy metro-area hospitals or clinics – just as they do in the U.S. and other countries. The average Canadian clinic is indistinguishable from American clinics when it cames to wait times and quality of care. Having grown up in the States and having lived in Ontario and Alberta for the past decade, I’m not just guessing. I have had no problem receiving timely, high-quality health care in Canada. And I don’t have to live in fear of losing my insurance coverage.
As for doctors, where are they gonna go? The U.S. has been siphoning off our Canadian doctors for years, but U.S. doctors will just have to stick around, won’t they?

Doctors will be told where to live. Show me a single Canadian or European doctor who has been ordered to live or not to live in a specific area, and you’ve won this one. Doctors can live where they please.

Taxes will increase. If tax hikes are more troubling to you than the lives of uninsured Americans, fine. You have to live with yourself.

Doctors will be told how they can treat their patients. Um, they already are. There are standards, regulations, and laws already in place to control how doctors treat their patients. A single-payer healthcare system isn’t any different. No procedures will become off-limits just because taxpayers are picking up the tab.

Medical innovation will slow to a crawl or grind to a halt, because there will no longer be sufficient financial incentive. We might see fewer worthless pharmaceutical products like this one, but there will still be a huge market for life-saving and life-enhancing procedures and products. The major pharmaceutical manufacturers might make fewer billions for the first year or two as consumers adjust to the new system, but I think they’ll survive.

Good Model, Poor Role Model

I’m relieved to see a long-overdue website aimed at the most visible anti-vaccination scaremonger in America: Stop Jenny McCarthy.

That a bisexual nude model famous for her gross-out behaviour can reinvent herself as a role model for parents of autistic children and as a vaccine “expert” says much about our culture. It’s not that I have anything against Ms. McCarthy on a personal level – I think she’s gorgeous and fun, and I applaud her for taking such an active role in her son’s upbringing at a time when many celeb parents are relying on round-the-clock nanny service. It’s just that with all the real medical experts and autism researchers out there, it strikes me as a bad idea to give airtime to someone with no medical training, no postsecondary education, and no qualifications as a medical advisor. McCarthy has appeared on Larry King Live, Entertainment Tonight, and Oprah to air her views on the link between childhood vaccines and autism. Her story of “healing” her son through alternative therapies (a casein/wheat-free diet and probiotics) has also been on the cover of People and other supermarket magazines.
While McCarthy stresses that she is not anti-vaccine, she does publicly encourage parents to take advantage of religious exemptions for childhood vaccinations because vaccines contain mercury, antifreeze, and other ingredients that can cause autism. To date, every one of her statements about the hazards of vaccines have been demonstrably false.

The bottom line is that children who are not vaccinated often suffer and sometimes die from diseases which can be prevented by vaccines, while children who are vaccinated rarely suffer or die from these diseases. There is no link between autism and vaccines. Very few vaccines contain mercury, contrary to what Ms. McCarthy has said (some contain anti-freezing agents, to keep them from freezing). Anecdotal evidence from parents with no medical background is not a sufficient reason to avoid childhood vaccination.

McCarthy’s prominence in the anti-vaccine movement has somehow lent it an air of legitimacy that it does not have. As more and more parents decide that vaccination is too risky, we will see rises in dangerous diseases like polio and measles. This has already happened in other parts of the world; when religious leaders in several African countires told parents it is against God’s will for their children to be vaccinated, polio outbreaks resulted. This was one year after the disease was eradicated in Egypt.
My sister-in-law, a public health nurse, has told me that parents have been protesting in outrage when their unvaccinated children are denied entrance to local public schools. One mother couldn’t comprehend why her son should be kept out of school “just because he didn’t get a stupid polio shot.” Perhaps if these parents could spend some time with people suffering the devastating effects of polio and post-polio, they wouldn’t be complaining.

For more information on the public health dangers posed by the anti-vaccination movement, please see Dr. Steven Novella’s article in the Nov. 2007 Skeptical Inquirer. This issue also contains a brief article by Dr. Richard G. Judelsohn explaining the benefits of vaccines.

A Slander That Just Won’t Die

Where does ignorance end and anti-semitism begin?

The Liberal candidate for the Winnipeg riding of Kildonan-St. Paul, Lesley Hughes, has been asked to resign. Sort of. Her name will still appear on the ballot, since it’s too late to remove her from it.

Ms. Hughes is a former CBC radio host who also edited Canadian Dimension, a respected Socialist publication. She’s a devout, though not fanatical, member of the United Church of Canada.

So what’s the problem?

This: “Israeli businesses, which had offices in the [World Trade Center] Towers, vacated the premises a week before the attacks [of 9/11], breaking their lease to do it.” This is what Ms. Hughes wrote for a United Church newsletter in 2003.

Aside from the grammatical issues, what’s wrong with this statment? Well, a lot. I’ve already addressed one of the problems here, but to quickly rehash…

There were at least two businesses with majority Israeli ownership in the WTC on 9/11. Six months earlier, the Zim Israel American Shipping Company had announced that it was relocating to Virginia, but on 9/11 there were still around a dozen Zim employees at work in the WTC offices. I have not found any evidence that the company’s lease was broken (if you know of some, by all means let me know). The second company of which I am aware was ClearForest, and it did not have plans to vacate the premises. It was operating as usual on 9/11.

The second problem is what is being implied here.
If you received word from a trusted, reliable source that your workplace was going to be attacked by terrorists (or otherwise destroyed) on a specific date, what would you do? You’d alert the authorities, of course. And you’d probably warn all of your colleagues, or at least a superior, ASAP. You wouldn’t just call one or two colleagues who, say, belonged to your bridge club and warn them, telling them to keep the information a secret, would you? Of course you wouldn’t. You’re not a sociopathic a-hole (I’m assuming).

So why would Israelis – Jews – do this?

They wouldn’t. Not any more than Jews would abduct a randomly selected Christian child at Passover, ritually murder him in a subterranean chamber beneath their synagogue, and use the child’s blood to make their matza.

Yet thousands of Canadian voters are criticizing Stephane Dion’s decision to oust this woman. It wasn’t because she’s a 9/11 Truther, as the Truthers are complaining, because her views on that subject were already well-known. She was not ousted for “being critical of Israeli policies“, because she was not even critical of Israeli policies. She was resurrecting discredited rumours about Israel. And she was not ousted simply because the opposition is trying to thin the Liberal ranks, or “sacrificed on the altar of Google”, as one editorial put it. You can’t fire the fatal bullet without any ammo, after all, and that ammo was provided by Ms. Hughes herself. She is not the victim of a smear campaign.

No, Ms. Hughes was ousted because she expressed a truly hateful, reprehensible opinion. She probably didn’t intend to be malicious or hurtful, but she was. She has the right to think whatever she wants about Jews, Israel, and 9/11, but the Liberals have a right to boot any candidate who they believe may damage the party’s credibility and integrity. They did. And I’m OK with that. Ms. Hughes can complain about being sacrified “like a soldier in the trenches” (yes, she actually likened herself to people who have fought and died for their country, but that’s a different post): You simply cannot expect to viciously slander an entire ethnic/religious minority and make it into public office in a multicultural country such as Canada. You have to choose to do one or the other. Ms. Hughes has made her choice.

Incredibly retarded nuggets of misinformation that were debunked decades ago yet have found new life on video-sharing websites

I could title this li’l sample of videos culled from YouTube and Google Video something cutesy like “Dumb and Dumbest”, “YouNoob”, or “Ripley’s Believe It or Not – But if You Do You Might be an Imbecile”. Meh. I’ll just settle for “Incredibly retarded nuggets of misinformation that were debunked decades ago yet have found new life on video-sharing websites”. Enjoy.

Dinosaurs Never Existed!!, a photo montage by jumpingjacker1
“To say ‘dinosaurs didn’t exist’ makes me crazy right? Why? Because you got the bones?”
Fine, jumpingjacker. We’ll go with that…

The World of Dr. Deagle

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Dr. William Deagle is a physician, a prophet, a government insider/whistleblower, and one of the two witnesses described in the Book of Revelation. He knows what really happened at Columbine, the World Trade Center, and Oklahoma City. He could be the ruler of the world, but he has chosen to enlighten the masses instead. Thanks to him, the world may someday be safe from Modified Attack Baboons.

 

I knew nothing of Dr. Bill Deagle until I saw his presentation at the 2007 Vancouver 9/11 Truth Conference. As EcoShock Radio host Alex Smith wrote of Deagle’s Vancouver talk, “I smelt the Snake Oil pouring from the stage.” Even though Deagle spared us his wackiest claims, I caught a whiff of it, too. For one thing, he’s been witness to virtually every significant event of the last two decades. I call this Forrest Gump Syndrome.

Dr. Deagle first came to public attention as a lecturer for The Prophecy Club, then made a name for himself among conspiracy theorists in the wake of the Columbine massacre, but he now claims that his involvement with the deepest and darkest conspiracies of our time began much earlier.

The Doctor Deagle

Born in Detroit and raised in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Deagle attributes his superior intelligence to the fact that his mom smoked while pregnant. This increased his neural pathways. Also, aliens interested in his superior intellect observed him closely throughout his childhood.

Deagle received a science degree from Dalhousie Unversity after studying biology, nuclear physics, marine bacteriology, and chemistry. He says he was planning to study nuclear physics at MIT before deciding on med school at Dalhousie (’73 to ’77). He is a GP, and variously claims to be a microbiologist, a physicist, and a toxicologist.

He lists his professional affiliations and titles after his MD: ABFP (American Board of Family Practice), CCFP (Canadian College of Family Practice), CIME (Certified Independent Medical Examiner) , AAAAM (American Academy of Anti-Aging Medicine), ACOEM (American College of Occupational and Environmental Medicine), AAPM (could be the American Association of Physicists in Medicine, or the American Academy of Pain Medicine, or the American Academy of Pain Medication), SPPM (no clue), and AAEM (American Academy of Environmental Medicine). (1)

In 1974 he was “personally recruited” to take a year off med school and do his Ph.D. in virology with the CIA in Uganda, to help create the AIDS virus. He turned down the offer.

He says that in ’75 the infamous brainwasher Ewen Cameron was brought to Dalhousie as a guest speaker. Slight catch: Dr. Cameron died in 1967. Deagle explains that he “supposedly died”. (2)

He seems to have told some people that he graduated from med school in 5 months.

After med school Deagle wed his first wife, Denise, and practiced medicine in several Canadian cities. In 1980 he met his current wife, Michelle, and they left their spouses to marry each other. They then embarked on a spiritual quest that led them in and out of many churches that one acquaintance described as “extremist”. (3) In 1988 they founded Clay and Iron Ministries. Dr. Deagle declared himself a prophet and gave lectures for The Prophecy Club. They had children, and in the mid-’90s settled in Denver.

Deagle says he has worked in military special operations and cybernetics in the U.S. and Canada. In the early ’80s, with a Canadian government grant, he produced 12 devices that create scalar holographic induction morphogenic fields to induce anti-aging (I suspect this involves the pseudoscientific theories of Rupert Sheldrake). He also worked out the physics of how quantum biology works, yet somehow never received any credit for any of these accomplishments.
He worked on the Iridium satellites, Echalon, World Identification, and Reagan’s Strategic Defense Initiative (“Star Wars”). He also treated people working on highly classified projects, and taught bioterrorism response/environmental medicine to Special Operation (Delta) forces, and exchanged info with them. They gave him sections of the Patriot Act two years before it was announced; they had been written 12-15 years earlier. In 1999 he was part of Operation TOPOFF; under Dr. Jay Reddington and various agencies (FBI, CDC, etc.) he helped run bioterrorism simulations in Denver. He has said the bubonic plague, smallpox, and anthrax simulations (some computer, some live) were disastrous. (2)

Thanks to his contacts in the NSA and ATF, Deagle knows about top-secret ops like Project Omega, a super intelligence agency that oversees all intelligence agencies on the planet. It is staffed by humans and aliens.

Dr. Deagle was a GP in Denver for several years, but now that he’s on some kind of government hit list he has chosen to hole up in Canada. Good thinkin’, Dr. D: They’ll never find you here. Not unless They do something really extreme, like go to a gas station and buy a road atlas.
I love it when people say they’re on a government hit list. They usually say it from the podium of a very public place that has no security whatsoever. Isn’t it ironic how some people who spoke from a podium and didn’t say this ended up being assassinated? Like Malcolm X and RFK? But the people who do say it usually die of old age? I mean, for the past 30+ years Lyndon LaRouche has been telling his groupies that the KGB, the CIA, and the British monarchy are gunning for him, yet he’s now in his 80s and doesn’t have so much as a paper cut to show for it.

Why did Dr. Deagle really leave Denver? After a woman named Debra Darnell died under his care, her family complained that he had over-prescribed medications (102 of them in 9 months). In March 2004 Deagle’s license was temporarily suspended for over-prescribing drugs to three of his patients; one died from combined effects of the various meds, one suffered withdrawal and had to be hospitalized, and the third landed in the ER in a discombobulated state. (3)

Deagle insists the medical board of Colorado are criminals on the order of Dr. Mengele. He says of big pharma/chema, “They would make the high priests of any ancient civilization cry for the horrendous horrors that have been perpetrated by these monsters. For example, the war against pain doctors and pain patients…I’ve been harrassed by the board of medical examiners, trying to prove that I’m nothing.” He hints that the government has dismantled his career in retaliation for his whistleblowing, ; one of his lecture slides reads “Administrative Rendition: Deagle Administrative Rendition license re Pain Medicine and NWO”, and contains info about Professor Steven Jones’s early retirement and the government harassment of Merchant Marine whistleblower Eric Shine. (2)

On June 1, 2007, Deagle’s Colorado medical license was revoked for over-prescribing highly addictive pain medications to six of his patients. He is not currently licensed to practice medicine in Nova Scotia. Michelle Deagle gave up her real estate career to run Nutrimedical, and this online herbal supplement/emergency preparedness store is their sole visible means of support, aside from the Nutrimedical Report radio show and the occasional paid lecture.

The Prophet Deagle

In the ’80s and early ’90s, Dr. Deagle was a popular speaker on The Prophecy Club (TPC). This is a forum that combines Christian apocalyptic prophecies with popular conspiracy theories; many of its speakers claim to be reformed Satanists or occultists (notably Bill Schnoebelen), and others are supposedly former members of the intelligence community. Some of them, like Deagle, present prophecies that are invariably wrong.
TPC was started by fundamentalist Stan Johnson. According to a pamphlet entitled The Deadly Medicine of Dr. Bill Deagle by James Lloyd (available from the Christian Media Ministry website), Deagle had a falling-out with Johnson during a visit to Israel. After that, Deagle left or was removed from TPC. Johnson later apologized for the statements made by some of TPC’s speakers, including Deagle, and made it clear that he no longer believes Deagle’s claims – if he ever did. Though Deagle’s brand of religiosity is still popular with a handful of believers, like Rainbow Serpent Medicine Mar’ya, he seems to have fallen out of favour with the prophetic-conspiracy crowd.
Deagle continues to give Christian presentations in addition to his 9/11 ones, however; in 2005 he and Pastor Butch Paugh gave a talk titled “The Exposing the Beast Seminar”.

In his Prophecy Club lectures, Dr. Deagle actually identified himself as one of the two witnesses mentioned in the Book of Revelation (11), men who stand in the streets of Jerusalem and warn of the events of the endtimes until they are murdered. According to Lloyd, he also named a source far higher up than his current NSA contacts: the Archangel Gabriel. Gabriel first appeared to Deagle on April 24, 1999 (four days after Columbine), but the visit was announced by the audible voice of God Himself, instructing him to take two specific nutrient capsules and go to bed. As he slept, Gabriel appeared to him and transported him to Kosovo to witness firsthand the horrors wrought by war. He watched Milosevic argue with a Russian diplomat just before the archangel moved him to the White House basement to see the Clintons crowing over their success at demonizing Milosevic. Next he saw German soldiers marching to cries of “Hail the UN World Armed Forces!” Later, Gabriel told him about the Great Falling Away and took him to a super-secret military base within Cheyenne Mountain to see a neutron fuse button that can shut down all communications systems in the world. (I assume this vision is what Deagle is referring to when he says “I have been in underground cities”.) Gabriel also revealed the Satanic master plan of Project Omega and the nonhuman highest levels of Freemasonry (above 180 degrees). At the very tip-top of the food chain is Pindar, the Satanic Lizard King described by Arizona Wilder. (according to Wilder, Pindar is Prince Charles’s real father). Deagle actually met Pindar. Three times Pindar tried to recruit him as his understudy – to “run the world on behalf of the evil doers.” (2)

One of his prophesies involved Indianapolis. After praying for discernment of the forces of darkness that surrounded the city, he was told by Gabriel that it was created as a womb for the goddess Diana (In-DIANA-apolis), and that it is revered as such by local Freemasons. “A gate to the evil one has been created by the shedding of innocent blood.” (4)

Alrighty, then.

In ’88 Deagle and his wife founded Clay and Iron Ministry, “commissioned by the Most High God”, for the purpose of preparing humanity for the “Times of Jacobs Trouble” [sic]. As a “prolife messianic Christian physician”, Dr. Deagle oposes many things: transhumanism/cyborg technology, GM foods, fluoride, RFID identification microchips, depleted uranium landmines, scalar mind control, the WTO’s Codex Alimentarius, DUMBs (Deep Underground Military Bases), “Scalar Sacred Geometric Vortex Technologies”, “ET Doctrines of Devils”, a “planned American Hiroshima”, and the coming of the One World False Church. (5)

Dr. Deagle has written two books (Clay and Iron and Abortion to Armageddon), and says he is working on three more (DNA Landmines: Not-so-deplated Uranium with anti-DU activist Leuren Moret, Functional Medicine: The Genetic and Immunotoxic Basis of Health and Disease with Dr. Ari Vojdani, and The Mark is a Medical Procedure).

The Oklahoma City Bombing

In 1995 Dr. Deagle was working at Penrose St. Francis Hospital in Colorado Springs, as an Occupational Physician. His boss at Penrose St. Francis, Dr. George Swinder, was assigned to conduct all the exit examinations of the five members of a Fort Carson military expert forensic munitions team that had been dispatched to Oklahoma City immediately after the bombing, but Deagle filled in during his absence. One of the men (unnamed) appeared to be perfectly healthy aside from a rash on his limbs and chest, yet he wanted to be tested for sterility. Pressed to give a reason, he revealed to Dr. D that the destruction of the Alfred P. Murray building was caused by something seven times stronger than any ammonium nitrate (fertilizer) bomb. “We broke three radiation detectors there,” Rash Man said. He and his co-workers had been kept under Wackenhut armed guard while sifting through the debris, preventing them from removing anything from the site. The team recovered two undetonated micronukes and one C4 pineapple bomb from the wreckage. Somehow, Rash Man learned that ATF and FBI agents had planted micronuclear bombs on the building’s support pillars.
This man was later court-martialed.

After this incident, They tried to fire Deagle, behaving in a threatening manner. He warned Them to back off and compensate him with $35K, or he and his “friends” would “take [Them] out”. They backed off. He kept the Oklahoma City info under his hat for several years before exposing it on Alex Jones’s radio show. (2)

Columbine

Dr. Deagle claims that as a fire department physician, he was one of the fist emergency workers to arrive at Columbine High on the morning of April 19, 1999. But when he and two firemen tried to enter the school, a sheriff’s officer barred the door and warned that if they tried to enter he would shoot them. In other words, the authorities were participants in the massacre, keeping emergency workers at bay until Harris and Klebold had completed their assigned task. Later, three students informed Deagle that ATF agents had been firing on kids inside the school.

Dr. D. also happened to be the family physician of Donna Taylor, mother of Columbine shooting survivor Mike Taylor (featured in Bowling for Columbine). Taylor miraculously survived being shot at least 6 times, lying on the grass for an hour before assistance arrived. Though it isn’t known if Taylor was shot by Klebold, Harris, or both, it’s obvious that one of them did it.
Yet Mike’s mother, Donna Taylor, claims her son saw a third gunman standing on the roof of the school just before the shooting began (there was a maintenance man on the roof that morning, but there are no other reports that he was armed).
Ms. Taylor and her son made other startling claims about the incident, including:
– Roughly half of Columbine’s 2000 students didn’t show up for school that day.
– The local sheriff, who aided Mike an hour after he was shot, later revealed to the Taylors that he had been instructed by his superiors not to try to save any of the kids who lay wounded in the grass.
– The family of Isiah Shoel told Ms. Taylor they were afraid of the sheriff’s department. After a friend who was planning to make a film about the shooting was killed, they left town.
– The Columbine Connection, a counseling service for students and their families, was set up immediately after the murders. Ms. Taylor believes the children were pushed to take psychiatric meds by Columbine Connection staffers.

After Mark’s miraculous recovery, Dr. Deagle gave public talks about it from a Christian perspective, supporting Ms. Taylor’s contention that Dylan Harris’s prescription use of an anti-depressant drug caused him to act out violently. But at some point they had a falling-out. Ms. Taylor now despises Bill Deagle.
She told his mortal enemy, anti-Zionist 9/11 conspiracist Eric Hufschmid, that Dr. D. made frequent unannounced visits to her home after the shooting. He showed her microchips that could be implanted in people. When Taylor’s daughter babysat the Deagles’ children, she found approximately $200,000 in cash in the house. Taylor’s dentist would phone her at home 2-3 times per week to warn her to stay away from Deagle, saying only that he was “dangerous”. He could allegedly practice mind control, and Taylor fears her son was “chipped” by him. It’s unclear if Ms. Taylor believes what she says, or if her whole story is a hoax designed to prop up Hufschmid’s bizarre hatred of Dr. Deagle.

9/11

In March 2001 Deagle attended a private luncheon for FBI and CDC officials in Denver. There, he was told by an unnamed FBI official that there would be an attack on New York City within two years. Martial law and microchip identification would be instituted immediately afterwards. So Deagle wasn’t at all surprised on September 11.

Deagle’s theory of the World Trade Center collapse is diametrically opposed to that of retired BYU professor Steven Jones (they had a private debate after the Vancouver conference): The buildings were brought down by a mini-nuke, just like the Alfred P. Murrah building in Oklahoma City. But when I say “theory” I mean “borderline dogmatic belief.” Deagle told us the only device that could have concievably brought down the WTC in such a manner is a mini-nuke. “There is no other conclusion. It’s not something that’s open to discussion.” The WTC had to have been brought down by a combination of micronukes, DU-tipped missiles, and thermate. As evidence, he points out that cars in the area were melted on one side but not the other.

Deagle claims the President and most Congresspeople don’t know the stuff he knows. He has a photographic memory and lots of connections.

If you’re already thinking this fellow is either a pathological liar or several croutons short of a salad, it gets much worse. The more I find out about Dr. Deagle, the more astonished I am that he can actually function in society. Clearly, there is no ceiling for the high strangeness that he continually pulls out of his ass. It just gets crazier and crazier.

On December 7, 2006 Deagle gave an epic 4-hour speech to the Granada Forum, “Conspiracy Realities of 9/11 to Avian Flu and Beyond”. The Granada Forum is an alternative media forum that provides the public with health/conspiracy information; past speakers include David Icke and Jordan Maxwell. The woman who introduced Dr. Deagle said his talk would allow the audience to “see what I know”. She described him as founder of Nutrimedical, a teacher of medicine, a student, and a procter at the University of Colorado School of Medicine.

Deagle recapped his OK City experience, then announced “I have been in underground cities” before launching into what is probably the most absurd, fantastical lecture I have ever heard. Here are some of the highlights of his talk, mixed with a few gems from his interview on the cable-access show The Freeman Perspective:

Dr. Deagle on History and Religion

“All kings and rulers are subject to the Jesuit general, the Black Pope. Zionism is just an apostate arm of the Babylonian Talmudic Satanism subject to the Vatican. Spiritual dark lords of blood and sexual sacrifice are identical with the I.F.E.s…Identified Fiendish Entities. They exist in the astral planes and in the physical.”

The I.F.E.s have manipulated and interbred to such a great extent with specific human families that some humans (like Hilary) are merely “human flesh husks…surrounding a bioplasmatic astral entity.”

Turning his back on the fundie roots that got him where he is today, Deagle now says that Christ was not divine. The myth of Christ was invented by the Luciferian Catholic Church.

The U.S. is still under the control of the powers behind the British throne, and those powers are controlled by the Jesuits. The Crown is “owned” by BAR, the British Authorized Registry. He’s referring to the legal bar. All legal entities are controlled by the Brit crown, or the Jesuits. Um. Okay. Read Vatican Assassins for more info; all the author’s documentation is correct, Deagle assures us.

Tesla didn’t invent anything. His father, a monk, had access to the Vatican library and found documents about ancient technology, including scalar technologies and sacred geometry. The “masters of chaos” have been sitting on this info for generations.
The Siberian explosion was caused by Tesla’s death ray.

The Nazis channeled plans for spacecraft from aliens.

An imprisoned former Nazi, Dr. [Eduard] Vermeer, created the “food rules” in the ’60s. They were adopted by the WTO in the ’90s. This is partly true, but I can find no evidence that Dr. Vermeer was a Nazi.

The term “Shock and Awe” comes from the name of an ancient Babylonian goddess. “She’s a hyperdimensional entity that’s real, not imaginary.” Need I add that there is no Babylonian goddess – or any Mesopotamian goddess – with a name even remotely resembling “Shock and Awe”? He might have this “hyperdimensional entity” of his confused with Shakkan, patron god of shepherds, or with “shekhinah”. That’s a Hebrew word for the resting place of God within the Holy of Holies.

Deagle says They are humans; we are man. They sacrifice to the reptilian “gods” on the astral plane. Astral serpentine entities are summoned to manifest themselves, and this is how every ultradimensional culture throughout history created the inferior beings known as man.

“I know information that’s well beyond that of the Buddhists.”

Dr. D. on The Freeman Perspective (an Austin cable-access show about occult conspiracies):

Host: “I find that I live on an entirely different planet from most of the humans around me…Is it possible [the military] is using some sort of occult ritual?”

D: “Part of Their religion is that they have to tell you what They’re going to do to you, shrouded in symbolism (sacred architecture, numerology, etc.)…There are only two perspectives in the universe: “Christian messianic believer”, and everything else (Luciferianism).”

The host made the bizarre statement that They aren’t even on the same calendar system as us. Theirs is derived from the Freemasonic Anno Lucis calendar, and for them this is year 6007. They practice high occult rituals and sacrifice millions of humans, “if not more”.

Information on Dr. Deagle’s (failed) prophecy for October 7, 2008 is here.)

Dr. Deagle on The Future

The sheeple are gonna learn the hard way this is not a joke…What I’m going to show you tonight is a vast panaroma of dark, majestic, evil majesty.”

“I’m not afraid to die tonight, ’cause if we don’t fight this, we’re all dead. I’m talking about the death of our planet…We have roughly a year to turn this thing around.”

Later he says that in ten years, humans will only be produced in labs. Those with genetic abnormalities will be killed, and we will all be programmed to die “like lightbulbs”.

The Avian flu is “the brainiac virus”, the most intelligent and deadly bioweapon ever released. It is “Ebola on ‘roids”. A global pandemic of it could kill 2 billion people. Americans will be chipped and placed in quarantine detainment facilities, ostensibly to prevent its spread. Vaccines will be useless against it. To prevent this pandemic, we must have hepafilters in all international aircraft, and we must stop spraying chemtrails containing nano-organisms (silicon-based lifeforms that do no originate on Earth).

“I can’t tell you when it will happen, but it’s coming. It will make all the plagues of history look like nothing.”

“2007 and 2008 will be dangerous years.“

As if that’s not bad enough, on April 1, 2005 Bush signed an Executive Order requiring all people to receive a shot that could “kill you or give you cancer”.

National ID cards and/or microchips will be in place by 2008, along with laser retinal scans (like in Minority Report), biometric identification, and lightning-fast DNA analysis. Even so, any traveler not carrying paper ID will be detained and quarantined.

The Amero will be in use. Coins below $1 will be removed from circulation. “The dollar will be the new penny.” He actually takes delight in telling people this; he snorts with laughter and grins.

By May 2008 all financial transactions will be tracked with the National Drivers ID. It is already illegal to barter, under the Patriot Act. RFID chips will be inserted into everything – every individual pill, water bottle, etc. – so that every move you make and every item you consume can be tracked 24/7.

Currency/ID violators could be confined to prisons built by Bechtel and Halliburton, and/or summarily executed.

“National health care will be a nightmare”, because it will be an “electronic choker chain on doctors”. If they don’t do what the “Nazi Dr. Mengele controllers” tell them to do, their licenses will be yanked. Doctors will be forced to implant microchips into their patients and administer “psychotronic vaccines that will rewire your brain”, vaccines that will “insert DNA to alter your genetics”, vaccines that will “brain-tenderize” you so thoughts can be implanted directly into your brain with ELF waves and control your very physiology using scalar technology, and vaccines that cause cancer. All these things have already been developed. “Just like the big pharma drugs…that are slowly killing our elderly population and turning them into demented fools.”

Israel wants to attack Iran with nuclear devices, triggering WWIII; only the 102nd Airborne is preventing this, by guarding the Dimona reactor site. Israel gave a secret ultimatum that if the U.S. didn’t attack Iran within five months (of Deagle’s talk), Israel would. “We are one second to midnight.” If Israel does attack Iran, Russia will send its most advanced anti-aircraft system to Syria and Iran and the other Arab nations; missiles from central Saudi Arabia can strike as far as London every 30 seconds. U.S. HAARP-based antiaircraft technology will be of no use, because it will cause every aircraft without a special chip and special tubes to drop out of the sky.

They are designing lethal pesticides (research begun by “crazy maniacs” in Israel 30 years ago), and will irradiate food to kill more people. Apparently this info comes from Major-General Bert Stubblebine III, a frequent guest on Deagle’s online radio show, The Nutrimedical Report.

There will soon be nanotech foods (there are already nanotech dyes and fats, which can cross the blood-brain barrier) that will “fry anything that’s in their pathway”, causing Alzheimer’s and other brain diseases.

Chronic Wasting Disease is another nanotech disease. This disease was designed to make all meat inedible, so that we can’t hunt when the shit comes down. They want to control the food supply totally. One source told him that within about fourteen years all food will be grown hydroponically or grown from cell cultures in huge buildings; meat will be simulated; animals and plants will no longer exist in the wild.

The Georgia Guidestones tell us They want to reduce the population to 500 million, and the stones were erected by Them. This theory (also promoted by Alex Jones and Kent Hovind, among many others) ties in to Deagle’s idea that Their strange code of ethics require that They tell us what They’re going to do us – in code.

Deagle has seen the secret operational manual of FEMA, which says that if a radiological or biowarfare attack occurs a perimeter will be established around the U.S., and anyone who tries to escape it will be shot. Everyone will be quarantined together so there will be maximum cross-contamination. He confronted the head of FEMA about this.

In a Code Red Emergency, FEMA will shut down the grid and all highways. More than half the population will be dead within 30 days.

The real goal of chemtrail-spraying is to convert the atmosphere into plasma for weather modification, scalar mind control technology, geotechtonic warfare, and other nefarious uses.

Nokia has figured out a way to beam a bio-coded signal directly to your DNA through its phones, to affect your physiology and insert thoughts into your mind.

Nokia and Bell Technologies are staffed by NSA agents and have above-top-secret classifications for research. Cell phone companies are part of the “dark majestic evil majesty”, in other words.

The Mex-Am-Can superhighway plans call for seizure of private property. All freeways will be toll, and they will all be linked. Walls and barriers will be erected to keep people out of non-controlled areas and these areas will be stocked with wolves, dinosaurs, and other dangerous animals. “If you think they can’t [engineer dinosaurs], you’re living in a dreamworld.”

This is a global problem, but it goes beyond that because we are in a galactic war.

You see, we’ve had a base on the Moon and a colony on Mars since 1982. They are reached by a fleet of Aurora spacecraft, which are actually outdated Model-Ts of interplanetary travel, soon to be replaced by craft that travel above the speed of light. He learned this from an anonymous Canadian source.

1500 underground bases exist, and more are being built at an incredibly rapid pace, funded by the sale of illegal drugs.

Artificial fault lines will be opened up so that earthquakes can be triggered on command.

To prep for The End, Deagle recommends you purchase his First Line of Defense kit, containing:

– Supersilver: a nanosilver oxygen wrap that kills “all known pathogeths”

– guns, slingshots, bow and arrows, air compressor cannons and MACE

– freeze-dried foods and heritage seeds

– vitamins, herbal and regular medicines, med kit, radiation detector

When it comes to apocalypse preparedness, neighborhood watch groups are preferable to militias. “Your worst enemy is your unprepared neighbor. You need to distribute these DVDs to your neighbors. Your neighbors may spit in your face now, but when things start to happen they’ll be begging you to tell them more. Remember, you’re what I call mustard seed carpenters. You have a carpenter’s wedge, a bag of mustard seeds, and a hammer: And in the little cracks of their stupid skull you’re gonna drive in these mustard seeds of common sense and when the water of disaster comes upon their heads the seeds are gonna grow whether they want them to or not and the roots are gonna start splitting their very, very thick skulls.”

Dr. Deagle encourages sugar daddies to step forward and help fund Republic Broadcast Network (RBN) broadcasting on the Sirius Network “before free speech is shut down completely”, because rich and poor alike will end up in the NWO detention facilities if this spiritual and physical war isn’t won.

“We need to weed out the real patriots, ’cause there’s a lot of gatekeepers, a lot of people who I call are immature [sic], there’s a lot of people [sic] who don’t connect the dots and want to balkanize and they need to shut up.”

The information he most commonly receives from his NSA and other contacts is that nukes have been pre-placed in 22 U.S. cities by Project Omega. They are serviced and replaced regularly. Deagle knows the cities; L.A. is one of them. “2007 I think is gonna be the year when one or more of our cities is gonna light up, ’cause they wanna cow us with either a nuke or a pandemic in a U.S. city, to bring about martial law and place people in civil detention facilities. A double perimeter will be placed around all major U.S. cities, protected by an “international force” with orders to shoot to kill, so fleeing will be impossible. You could also be brought down by remotely operated vehicles, manned by unwitting 12-year-olds playing World of Warcraft-style games that have been synchronized with real-world, real-time events.

Oh, and in a facility near Galveston, Texas, the U.S. has developed Remote-Controlled Modified Attack Baboons (to defeat the Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, I guess). With nano-armor! Who says the U.S. isn’t the coolest nation on Earth?!

“What to do to prepare? Listen to the show! I publish classified information on my show.” Yes, he somehow publishes classified information on a radio show. Perhaps one of the many reasons Pindar wants him to rule the world.

Dr. Deagle on Secret Technology

One weapon used experimentally in Gulf War I was a C-3 plasma gun that shoots a bottle of high-energized plasma electrons at a target at the speed of light, vaporizing the target at 11 million degrees F. Focused microwave energies also tested in Iraq can cook the body, causing a 270-lb man shrink to the size of an infant in about 30 seconds. Also, the U.S. has microwave bombs that cause internal organs to burst. These have been used on civilians.

Russia and the U.S. have had scalar bombs since the ’70s, which can eliminate specific organisms.

“They have an entire city on the moon, which of course they always block out, where they’re mining Helium 3 which is used for nuclear fusion for interstellar travel and for advanced energy technologies…” How is this kept secret? Well, even the largest telescopes in the Southern Hemisphere are totally under the control of the Vatican.

Colorado has more quantum computing facilities than the rest of the world put together “by a very large order of magnitude”, located mostly in underground cities. Deagle visited one underground city, Shrever AFB, which held a quantum array of Cray-5 computers, an array of ultraviolet fibre optic cables, Star Wars weaponry, and scalar weaponry. “You may have heard that these Terra-flop computers are the most powerful in the world, and they’re liars.” Deagle notes that the designer of the Cray computers, Seymore Cray, died in a mysterious freeway “accident” 11 months after their development.

The secret facility under Denver International Airport is 100 square miles in size. (This facility – which no one has actually seen – made my list of the World’s Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories)

For over 26 years They have possessed a database containing the phone dialtones and personal information of every citizen of every Westernized nation. This is in preparation for the implantation of microchip IDs.

Blood samples from every human on earth are being stored in an underground facility at Pine Gap, Australia.

OnStar tracking/navigation systems contain more power than the Apollo space missions, and with them Theycan control brakes and front tires so that your car can be remote-controlled right off a cliff.

His contacts in the NSA told him they are under the command of the Jesuits via Project Omega. Project Omega is “the final implementation of the project conceived by the Nazis, a superagency that oversees all intel agencies on the planet.” It is headquartered in underground facilities beneath Colorado, built under Bush I. Omega oversees all underground as well as all offworld facilities and fleets.

“The level of evil is beyond imagination“.

Dr. Deagle on Science and Health

Deagle spends up to 22 hours a day going over info for his radio show, stuff that his colleagues (“quivering, white-coated jellyfish”) stubbornly refurse to corrorborate.

Force-5 hurricanes are caused by Planet X (“Nibiru”), a dwarf star.

Ice ages are caused by increased rainfall.

They can heal and stop all diseases. They just don’t want you to know.

Viruses change only by recombination, never by mutation as “the monster Dr. Fauci, who is behind the HIV spread” would have us believe. Dr. Gerberding, head of the CDC, is also behind “the resurrection and promulgation” of HIV/AIDS. The money trail leads to the Rothschilds and the Jesuits.

In March 1997 Deagle spoke against fetal tissue transplantation in cyborg research in front of the international board of Human Life International in Zurich, and these doctors and scientists provided him with “eight inches” of documentation about Avian flu, AIDS, and vaccines designed to cause sterility in sub-Saharan Africa to eliminate thousands of people. AIDS was created under the control of WHO, according to these docs.

The avian flu was created by the CDC with a bioengine, using gene fragments from deceased miners in Alaska. Essentially, it was created out of thin air. “We know the names of the scientists involved”.

The 1918 flu was the first bioweapon, a human-pig hybrid created under the directorship of Vice President Roosevelt. It was deliberately injected into soldiers at Fort Lupton, Kansas (since Fort Lupton is in Colorado, I assume he meant to say Fort Riley).

Deagle also warns about the danger of vaccines.

When his dentist expressed the opinion that mercury in vaccines isn’t too harmful, Deagle went on the defensive. “That was the wrong thing to say today. ‘Cause I’m Deagle. And Deagle doesn’t take bullshit.

Vaccines contain many times the WHO-recommended amounts of mercury safe for young children. Deagle doesn’t mention that virtually every vaccine in North America has been mercury-free since 2001.

Prisoners and soldiers are injected with microplasma for experimental purposes; this was research started by the Nazis. Mark Zeller was on Deagle’s show to share information about supersoldiers, men pumped up with hormones and other chemicals. Mark grew 6 inches and gained 100 lbs in six months during Gulf War I. His health is now ruined because he was also injected with experimental AIDS vaccine and microplasma.

Also, the military has been cloning supersoldiers since 1982.

Toxic barrium salts, more dangerous than lead, are in chemtrails. So is human plasma. He treated some of the pilots who sprayed chemtrails, so “if anyone tells you it’s not real, they’re full of it. I’m a whistle-blower. I’m on the inside. It’s not open for discussion.” 95% of his NSA buddies told him they were spraying chemtrails to stop global warming. “So most of them are dumb enough to accept that garbage.” Nice way to talk about your buddies.

According to two doctors who were scheduled to appear on Deagle’s show, Morgellons Disease is probably caused by silicon-machine lifeforms that didn’t originate on Earth. This lifeform is intelligent, like bees or ants, and it fights back.

Xenoestrogens are feminizing men and fish, rewiring brains.

“If you’re drinking flouride, bye bye brain.”

Flouride destroys the pineal gland, the “upper chakra” where the silver chord is connected to our bioplasmic spirit bodies. They are working on ways to calcify the silver chord, to zombify us by separating the physical body from the spirit body. He points out he’s not a Buddhist, but knows things “well beyond the Buddhists”.

Royal Raymond Rife was exactly right, but the machine needs to be at the right frequency or it does nothing, or causes adverse effects. (Rife created a “beam ray” device, which was claimed to destroy pathogens by inducing resonances in their constituent chemicals.)

Dr. Ari Vugidoni of Amino Sciences in Beverly Hills, a friend of Deagle, is being harrassed by the California Department of Regulation for diagnosing buildings as sick with toxic mold. He is probably “the most brilliant immunologist in modern history.”

Deagle talks about the efficacy of chelation, supersilver (cures cerebral malaria and anything else), and structured “miracle” water . Deagle is developing, with Acu/Tron, “the next generation of the Rife”, which will emit spectral signals to kill all known diseases.

Dr. Deagle on the Unexplained

Just about everything of a supernatural/paranormal nature, from UFOs to ancient gods, can be explained by “hyperspace archetypes” (pronounces it “arkea-types”). What you’re actually seeing when you see a crop circle, for instance, is a transmission of higher dimensional intention that has been translated into an intelligent shape, burned into the ground. Whenever you see images of things that look otherworldly, it’s because they’re from other worlds.

We are transitioning into a proton energy field, a rent in hyperdimensional gate where interdimensional entities can enter.

The ancients knew how to create scalar archetypes that could create certain biological effects, similar to Emoto’s work with water and the special wands from Global Light Network that can actually change the structure of water to help ease specific conditions. (This is the Quantum Age Gardener’s Wand. You can purchase one here; it’s amusing that the product description actually reads “Stirwand descriptions and use suggestions are subjective and are not intended to represent scientific fact”.)

Whales live in hyperdimensional space. So do humans, but we’re not aware of it. Deagle is aware of it because he died when he was 8 and hasn’t been able to “turn it off”. Kinda like Carnival of Souls and The Dead Zone, I guess.

More Pearls of Wisdom from Dr. Deagle:

Most people operate at levels of consciousness “slighter higher than cockroaches or bacteria.”

You have to realize I’m your best buddy. I don’t care how rich or smart you are, I know what the hell’s going on. I’m trying to save your ass and the ass of your grandchildren for a thousand generations.” If we don’t listen to him now, we’ll meet the same fate as the people of Atlantis and Lemuria.

Other insiders “don’t connect all the dots, and if you don’t connect all the dots it’s like putting together a puzzle and oh my gosh the other part of the puzzle has fallen off, but it fell in the fire and now it’s on fire. So you have to connect all the dots.

“I’m a sheep with big muscles, sharp fangs, and long claws.” Apparently, he’s also a sheep who’s never actually seen a sheep…

“Whenever you hear the term ‘conspiracy theory’ in the future, I want you to think not ‘theory’ but ‘conspiracy reality‘”.

“If They kill me tonight or some other day, there’s gonna be a lot of dead Them before They think that They’re gonna win.”

“You as a spirit understand and know things that you can not always explain in physical words, but you know that things aren’t right, just like an animal before a tsunami or an earthquake knows something’s real damn wrong, and how come Deagle knows all this stuff?”

Throughout his incarnations as a prophet, a government insider, a 9/11 theorist, and a health guru, Dr. Deagle’s signature has remained consistent: Absolutely ludicrous, unverifiable claims collected from the outer fringes of pseudoscience and conspiracy research. He stirs these into a dense verbal soup, throws in a slide show, and mixes up some metaphors to create butt-numbingly long lectures that will bewilder and/or dazzle his target audiences, then delivers them with just enough chutzpah and flattery to be credible to a certain segment of the population.

Who attends Deagle’s lectures? Well, one woman at the Granada Forum rose during the Q & A session to ask him, “If someone wanted to kill themselves quickly, what could they use?”

For more of Dr. Deagle’s wisdom, see his websites http://www.nutrimedical.com/ and http://www.clayandiron.com/.

 

Sources:

1. http://www.nutrimedical.com/
2. Deagle’s Dec. 7/2006 Granada Forum lecture (available on Google Video)
3.The Prophet in Clayton Park“by Stephen Kimber, The Coast online, September 2007
4. www.sherryshriner.com/deagle.htm
5. http://www.clayandiron.com/

AIDS Conspiracy Theories (ACTS)

Celia Farber’s article “Out of Control”, published in this month’s Harper’s (see my article on that here) has spurred me to post some more of the outrageous ACTS that have been gaining momentum since the ’80s and ’90s.

  • Biologist Jakob Segal of Berlin’s Humboldt University was the first person to declare publicly the ACT that AIDS was created at the biowarfare lab at Ft. Detrick, Maryland. Dr. Segal hypothesized that HIV was formed from visna (a sheep virus) and human T-cell leukemia. Simian immunodeficiency virus (SIV) was discovered after Dr. Segal declared this ACT, and SIV is considered a much more likely precursor to HIV than visna.
  • On Sept. 30, 1993 Reuters announced that the first ACT – the one declared by Dr. Segal – had been created by the Soviet Union in 1983, as dinformation.
  • The AIDS As Biowarfare hypothesis is propped up by the fact that on June 9, 1969, Dr. D.M. McArtor appeared before the House Subcommittee on Appropriations to request funding for a program to create a biological agent for which humans would have no natural immunity. Dr. McArtor was then Deputy Director of Research and Technology for the Dept. of Defense.
  • Deranged “seer” Veronica Leuken of Bayside, Queens, announced that the Virgin Mary had informed her a cure for HIV will never be found because Jesus Christ himself, angered by homosexuals, personally engineered it to kill off large numbers of gay people.
  • Dr. Leonard Horowitz of Harvard theorizes HIV resulted from viological viral research concealed by the Special Virus Cancer Program.
  • According to a group called Christians Awake, the U.S. was founded and is controlled by Freemasons, all of whom are gay. This is why the Washington Monument is a phallic symbol. God created AIDS to punish the Masons.
  • Singer Kanye West hints in his song “Heard ‘Em Say” that AIDS was genetically engineered to target blacks. Should you suspect this is his own pet theory…
  • Bill Cosby said AIDS was “started by human beings to get after certain people they don’t like”. And…
  • Spike Lee proclaimed in a Benneton ad that “AIDS is a government-engineered disease”. And…
  • On Arsenio Hall’s talkshow, Kool Moe Dee said AIDS was a genocidal plot against blacks. And…
  • Louis Farrakhan said the U.S. government shipped a billion units of AIDS to Africa to annihilate Africa’s black population. And…
  • Former Chicago municipal official Steven Cokely declared Jewish doctors injected black babies with AIDS as part of a plot to take over the world. AND…
  • In a 1990 poll, 29% of black New Yorkers believed AIDS was deliberately created in a lab to infect black people. (New York Times, Oct. 29, 1990)
  • A 1990 survey found that 34% believed the AIDS virus was produced in a germ warfare lab. (Boston Globe, Nov. 2, 1995)
  • Today, a growing number of people believe that HIV does not cause AIDS, that AIDS is not contagious, and/or that HIV cannot be transmitted.