Deja Ew

TV ads for Dianetics and Amway? That is so ’87.

“The Land of Will”: Nauseatingly ridiculous TV spot for the cult known as Quixtar. Notice how they throw in the first mention of Quixtar at the very, very end of the commercial, almost reluctantly? And how they don’t actually mention what they’re supposedly selling? I’ll remain a thirsty doubter, thanks anyway. Your water doesn’t impress me.

And the new Dianetics ad, which is a heck of a lot more vague than the old Dianetics ads. Notice how the Quixtar spot and this one both feature explosions? Hmmm.