Our mascot welcomes you to the new home of Swallowing the Camel. If you're coming here from the old blog, go ahead and update your bookmarks.
"Chemtrails III (Aerial Spraying)" will be up tomorrow. But right now, let's all take a moment to reflect on the Higgs Boson and all the horrifying disasters that didn'thappen on the road to its discovery. And let's take a few seconds to mourn Chayya, a 16-year-old girl from Madhya Pradesh who killed herself over fears... Continue Reading →
Chemtrail Week will begin on Monday. In the meantime, bask in the glorious wisdom, insight, and stellar word-to-punctuation ratio of some anonymous lurker who recently commented on a 2-year-old post that barely mentions chemtrails: "Hahahahaha!! Whoever this clown is that wrote the article, eat me!! You are either a government agent or a complete fool.... Continue Reading →
Because several posts in the Prodigal Witch series touched on child abuse issues, I have been receiving many emails and comments informing me that So-and-So in Such-and-Such County is a pedophile and is actively molesting and/or abducting children.I cannot possibly stress strongly enough that this is not the place to air such complaints. If you... Continue Reading →
Hans and I will be on vacation for the next week. The Prodigal Witch series will continue when we return from our wanderings.