The Pants Afire Award goes to the least credible people I've written about here on Swallowing the Camel. And the lucky winners are... Benjamin Fulford, saving the world with Freemasonic ninjas Larry Sinclair - Obama's gay lover and his murder allegations James Frey - Bad writer, no Pulitzer! Sylvia Browne, the whiskey-throated emodiment of epic... Continue Reading →
Ghostbusters
Ed and Lorraine WarrenPart I Introduction to the Warrens/AmityvillePart II: The Arne Johnson Murder CasePart III: The Haunting in ConnecticutPart IV: Dolls, Werewolves, and Perverts/The Next Generation
Updates
David Wilcock, the possible reincarnation of Edgar Cayce who almost predicted a nuclear strike on the U.S. back in the '90s, told the world that at least one member of a race of benevolent, humanoid aliens would be revealed by Obama himself on national television this year. So go ahead and fire up the TiVo,... Continue Reading →
Stupid Bloody Wednesday
A very excitable man named Joe Niezgoda was last night's guest on Coast to Coast AM, peddling his new book The Lennon Prophecy. I couldn't quite grasp most of what Mr. Niezgoda was trying to say in his manic spiel (the term "pressured speech" comes to mind), but in general he was trying to convince... Continue Reading →
To the couple from The Second Cup
Kindly pardon my eavesdropping; it's a bad habit. I wasn't paying much attention to your companion's chatter until I started to hear some alarming tip-off phrases: "catching the vibe", "online mall", etc. Also, all the talk about goals and aspirations was like a flashing neon sign to me, because it's the standard M.O.: Getting you... Continue Reading →
Best Bigfoot Quote Ever
I couldn't possibly care less about Bigfoot, but I find Bigfoot-hunters fascinating, because they all routinely say things like this:"you do not have the right to even hold an opinion on Bigfoot unless you do field research on it" - the late Bigfoot hunter Jon-Erik Beckjord on a Snopes message boardSo let me clarify: You... Continue Reading →
Wednesday Weirdness Roundup
- If you think the profoundly paranoid ravings of Henry Makow are bizarre, you really must check out his movie reviews. They take "WTF" to a whole new level. Makow believes the heroine of the film An Education is the headmistress played by Emma Thompson, an old-school Jew-hater who icily commands one of her pupils... Continue Reading →
Hoaxes From Space: The Montauk Project
Continued from The Philadelphia Experiment Part II: Along Came BielekMeet Me in MontaukWhen Al Bielek was recruited into the Montauk Project (then called the Phoenix Project) in the '50s, it had just been transferred from the Navy to the Air Force and divided into two separate, but loosely connected, programs: Electromagnetic mind control experiments, and... Continue Reading →
Hoaxes from Space: The Philadelphia Experiment Part II
Along Came BielekIn 1988 , an elderly man named Alfred (Al) Bielek began giving interviews and lectures about his involvement in the Philadelphia Experiment. Or rather, the involvement of a Navy sailor named Edward Cameron. As Bielek has explained it, the U.S. government used alien technology to age-regress Cameron back to infancy, then placed him... Continue Reading →
Hoaxes From Space: The Philadelphia Experiment Part I
The BeginningIn July 1955, a paperback copy of Morris K. Jessup's recent book The Case for the UFO arrived at the Office of Naval Research in Washington, D.C.Jessup was an auto parts salesman who had once studied for a doctorate in astrophysics at the University of Michigan (he is sometimes misidentified as an astronomer). He... Continue Reading →