Benjamin Fulford Update

As if he isn't busy enough saving the world alongside Freemasonic ninjas, former financial journalist Benjamin Fulford also had to have spinal surgery on January 22. But don't worry about him. He was well enough to be a guest on Jeff Rense's radio show the very next day, and he finally understood why he had... Continue Reading →

Wednesday Weirdness Roundup

Here are just a few of the bizarre bits of nonsense I've encountered this week: "You can treat just about anything through the ears," said a friend who had tiny adhesives stamped all over both of his ears. The adhesives, called "seeds", are placed on acccupressure points. Every so often, he has to squeeze each... Continue Reading →

Y2K + 9

A Fun New Year's Quiz! Below are some gloom-&-doom predictions from some of my (least) favourite conspiranoids. You tell me if they're referring to the aftermath of Y2k, or to what they think will happen in '09. Answers are at the bottom. Bonus points for guessing the conspiranoid! Well, OK, no bonus points, but it's... Continue Reading →

Martial Law Hysteria and Related Craziness

Many Truthers and believers in the NWO are excited about a clip from CNN-Pakistan, in which former ISI chief Hamid Gul "admits" that 9/11 and the Mumbai attacks were engineered in the U.S. Actually he's just expressing an opinion. To someone like me, who suspects Pakistan had some involvement in these attacks, Mr. Gul's message... Continue Reading →

There Are A Few Pitfalls to Thinking Too Much

One perfect example: Overanalyzing the hell out of Disney Channel programming. "Brainpanhandler" at the Rigorous Intuition Forum is freaked over the Disney cartoon Little Einsteins because he thinks the villainous jet that tries to thwart the kidlets leaves a chemtrail behind it. Also, the jet vaguely resembles the F-14 Tomcat. And another Disney Channel cartoon,... Continue Reading →

Martial Law

A gentleman I know has written a lengthy article on how to survive "marshal law". In case you are unaware: Some 9/11 Truthers and other conspiracy theorists suspect that Bush will suspend the upcoming presidential election and institute martial law throughout the U.S. and Canada, buying the global elite some more time in which to... Continue Reading →

Whether the Weather is Sunny, or Whether the Weather Is Not…

...some people are really freakin' stupid. What is it with politicians these days? They have access to more information than anyone else in the history of the planet, and they simply refuse to take advantage of it. First, Lesley Hughes gets herself ousted from the Liberal Party of Canada for repeating the ridiculous Israelis-knew-all-about-9/11-and-didn't-warn-anyone-else rumour... Continue Reading →

Alex Jones: Anatomy of a Nervous Breakdown

I listen to Mr. Jones once or twice a week, which is about all I can handle. Any more of the guy and I'd laugh myself to death. But even I'm not laughing at him much these days. I can't even giggle when I realize that I am witnessing the last threads of sanity being... Continue Reading →

What Kind of F***ery is This?

As usual, I can't find corroboration of any sort for most of the statements made by Alex Jones in his July 29th broadcast. If anyone knows more about this stuff than I do, please enlighten me so we can all fight the New World Order together. No, not really. After ranting for a considerable length... Continue Reading →

This month’s Pants Afire Award goes to… Benjamin Fulford!

How did one Canadian journalist become the peace broker betweeen 10,000 rich white dudes and 6 million pissed-off Asians? Well, it involves Japanese finance, Nikola Tesla, and liver pills... Until 2005 Benjamin Fulford was a Tokyo-based correspondent with Forbes magazine, writing articles on Asian finance. Then, he says, he quit in protest after the magazine... Continue Reading →

Blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑