Alex Jones: Anatomy of a Nervous Breakdown

I listen to Mr. Jones once or twice a week, which is about all I can handle. Any more of the guy and I’d laugh myself to death. But even I’m not laughing at him much these days. I can’t even giggle when I realize that I am witnessing the last threads of sanity being plucked from the angry sweater that is Alex Jones’s psyche.

Much as I hate to give Jones any credit, I think he has done such a fine job of indoctrinating his listeners that he has actually become dangerous. Dangerous? How could an intellectually challenged, woefully misinformed Angry Redneck Suburban White Guy with a Message, having just a radio show and a handful of shoestring “documentaries” to his dubious credit, be dangerous? Well, I think anyone who tells you to avoid vaccinations, tapwater, non-organic food, soy products, and police officers could be dangerous. All of these things are good for you, in moderation.

Jones has lost his ability to reason, if indeed he ever possessed it in the first place. During today’s broadcast, he declared that every single U.S. serviceman is injected with very aggressive cancer viruses as part of the New World Order’s “eugenics” program. Eugenics is the practice of selective breeding to bring out desirable characteristics, but Jones has broadened the term to mean “killing everyone for no apparent reason.” Common sense should tell him that indiscriminate mass killing of Americans would not benefit Them; it would destroy Their tax base and reduce the number of consumers, possibly even collapse the economy. Hasn’t he noticed that the neocons urge women to squirt out as many kids as possible, to financially compensate for the imminent decline in Boomers? Hasn’t he seen the horrifying effects of fertility treatments? Does he not realize that lifespans and quality of healthcare are increasing throughout the developed world? And that unvaccinated people suffer and die from diseases that could be prevented by vaccines, while vaccinated people do not suffer and die from diseases that are prevented by vaccines?


Instead, he sobs, “It’s eugenics“, then – turning on an emotional dime – screams, “Please do not laugh at me, officers!… I used to be dumb, too, and I love you. Remember I warned you.” He informs us that entire military units will soon be dying from vaccines. “You are all going to die.” Break for Prison Planet online store commercial.

This meltdown was followed by half an hour of grunting, groaning, snorting, and sighing as Jones tore into each and every one of the people who phoned to pledge their undying fealty to him. One caller earned his exasperation by being from Alaska. Another frustrated him to the point of apoplexy for suggesting a modest outlay of cash for some extra media exposure. And all incurred his wrath by talking about “this or that” while not caring enough about the real issues – like foster children being killed with radiation and chemicals (no source given, of course), like the creation of AIDS, like the symbol on Obama’s private plane that proves he’s a globalist in thrall to the New World Order agenda…
“It’s a world of YOU KNOW WHAT!” Jones bellows in disgust. “The average person is duplicitous, greedy scum. And you people with your namby-pampy this-or-that…like this NESARA bull…there is no knight in shining armor! You have to save yourselves!”

After a few commercial breaks, Jones calms down enough to explain his outbursts as a bout of depression, something that strikes him on-air “only” once a month or so. He becomes so disgusted by the NWO agenda, he says, that the bottom just falls out and he is overwhelmed by the “maggot-covered decay” that surrounds him, by the “giggling Yuppies” who refuse to take him seriously. An “epiphany” has made him realize that he simply can’t articulate the “kaleidoscope of ideas” he has, so he becomes emotionally overloaded with the “wonder of God’s creation… covered with crap!”
Essentially, he feels that he is a lone voice in the wilderness, and that he is shouldering too much of the responsibility for the salvation of all mankind. It’s time for others to step up and do their part by plastering their communities with bumper stickers and warning their neighbors away from the IQ-devouring scourge that is tapwater.

This rare moment of insight ends seconds later, when Jones again begins ranting and sobbing about “vaccines causing autism in little children – that’s a fact”, about our “sexual congress with evil… [our] golem-like abandon”, about the “rockabilly art types” (no, I don’t know either), and about those who criticize him. This rant is puntuated by a sustained “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!”

“I watch you drink out of those dark cups… and I cry for you.
My fruits are legion. And they are good.
I don’t have ego anymore. I have the power of will that is mistaken for ego.
We are on a planet.”

He reiterates an earlier statement that the NWO will probably kill him. They already listen to all his phone calls and threaten his wife. He then goes on to literally rebuke his enemies, old school televangelist-style, and to warn us away from the “key things” that the NWO is using to destroy our minds and bodies: sodium fluoride, vaccines, cell phones, GMO foods, TV, and “dangerous brainwashing movies like Batman“, ending on the televangelistic note, “Be born again. Unlock your psyche.”

Break to an ad that urges listeners to download Jones’s program to their iPhones.

3 thoughts on “Alex Jones: Anatomy of a Nervous Breakdown

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  1. I don’t know how you do it, I just can’t listen to him at all nor can I handle reading anything from his website. You are a much stronger woman than I. P.S. This is one of the most brilliant things I have ever read:”I realize that I am witnessing the last threads of sanity being plucked from the angry sweater that is Alex Jones’s psyche.”Angry sweater! Love it!

  2. You’re making me want to listen to him, just to hear the spectacle for myself! :)Sounds like genuine lunacy to me, but I have to say that it irks me to no end, also, when people are from Alaska. “Come on! Alaska? You’re from Alaska? Come on! I mean…really!” 🙂

  3. If you can handle lunacy and bizarre misinformation and endless repetition, it’s really not so bad… it’s like Dr. Laura with a world-record level of paranoia thrown in.

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