The Illuminati's Secret Weapon: Sidewalk Gum He's not called Bazooka Joe for nothin', you know. Thanks to "Jessy" for alerting me to this dire threat. In his January 10, 2010 online newsletter, David Icke wrote about an "Attack from the Skies" that has been taking place in Ryde (a small city on the northern... Continue Reading →
Wednesday Weirdness Roundup
Apparently, it's unofficial Nazi Retard Week in Canada. 2010 is still young, but the year is already so full of stupid that I'm surprised there's still room left over for anything else... (recommended mood music) - In a podcast interview posted at the ragingly anti-Zionist blog of Montreal 9/11 Truth, pioneer Truther and "anti-Zionist" Eric... Continue Reading →
Wednesday Weirdness Roundup
Hey, if Glenn Beck can use idiotic visual aids, why can't I? It's a week of heightened hysteria in the conspiranoia world - the pie is falling! First up, Chavez and the earthquake machine conspiracy... I guess this makes Chavez the most prominent international figure to actually take this bit of conspiranoid WTFery seriously. Tesla... Continue Reading →
Conspiracy Monday: The Secret Space Program
Hoaxes from Space Part IIAbout ten years ago, a teenage Evangelical Christian boy I knew was talking about the space program when he suddenly burst out, "Why do rich people want to live on the moon, anyway? Don't they know it's going to turn to blood?"Though I didn't know it at the time, he was... Continue Reading →
Wednesday Weirdness Roundup
If you're wondering why I bother with this blog and Leaving Alex Jonestown, it's because of people like the girl I'll call Susie. Susie is an 18-year-old waitress at a restaurant in a small Minnesota town, and last week she told my mother that there's no way she's going to get an H1N1 shot. After... Continue Reading →
Two Years Among the Truthers
The Significant Other has retired from 9/11 Truth activism after 2+ years. I have come to realize that total immersion in this movement can be more damaging to the psyche than I ever imagined. I even feel physically lighter now that I'm not reliving the trauma and pain of 9/11 every single day - watching... Continue Reading →
Perils of Paranoia: Remember the Alamo
Perhaps you have run across the website Spiritually Smart in your online travels. It was a sprawling and exhaustive archive of Jesuit perfidy, Catholic misdeeds, and general paranoia, established and maintained by a young Long Island native who renounced his Catholic upbringing after reading some Chick tracts and the outrageously bogus stories of Alberto Rivera.... Continue Reading →
Conspiracy Monday: Beware the Sprinkler Rainbows
Some think this video is too idiotic to be legit - it must be a joke. But I think the sprinkler-rainbow woman is for real: I've heard chemtrail-watchers express nearly identical concerns about the prismatic nature of certain contrails. Be afraid.
Friday Night Fun and Frivolity with TrutherBitch
The Truther/bitch known here as TrutherBitch is, as you've probably guessed from previous posts about her (here and here), a spam queen. Roughly every third email the Significant Other receives is from her, and 98% of them are written (I use the word loosely) in ALL CAPS, bold, and in 48. (ironic that when the... Continue Reading →
Start the Revolution Without Me
Or, better yet, just don't start one at all. With Alex Jones getting more shrill and fatalistic by the day and Glenn Beck talking about FEMA concentration camps, a few conspiranoids seem to be thinking this is Zero Hour: Act now, or forever hold your peace in an American gulag. You know the conspiranoid community... Continue Reading →