Wednesday Weirdness Roundup

Hey, if Glenn Beck can use idiotic visual aids, why can’t I? It’s a week of heightened hysteria in the conspiranoia world – the pie is falling!

First up, Chavez and the earthquake machine conspiracy…

I guess this makes Chavez the most prominent international figure to actually take this bit of conspiranoid WTFery seriously. Tesla groupies have always believed that Tesla’s “suppressed” ideas (read: unprofitable/worthless inventions) have been employed by THEM to commit atrocities so horrifying the Deros would blush. For instance, Pants Afire Award recipient Benjamin Fulford claims that right after he “called out” David Rockefeller, an Illuminati assassin demonstrated to him the Illuminati’s awesome power by predicting that an earthquake would soon occur near Japan’s largest nuclear facility. Sure enough, this came to pass in 2007 (hardly surprising – the plant is on a fault line). But Fulford didn’t mention any of this before the earthquake occurred, so the Illuminati’s awesome power is still very much in question for the rest of us. Now he insists the Illuminati caused the earthquake with suppressed Tesla technology, claiming that a plasma ball was photographed over the reactor site on the day of the quake.

I am patiently waiting for an earthquake machine to turn up on eBay.

The second-weirdest conspiracy theory making the rounds this week is that a “9/11-style” false flag terrorist attack could take place at the Vancouver Olympics.

It’s been a bad week for Satanic panic, too. There was Pat Robertson’s contention that Haiti was ravaged by an earthquake only because Haitian slaves made a “pact with the devil” during their slave revolts of the late 18th century. This is apparently Robertson’s mangled take on a Vodun ceremony performed in 1791.
Robertson then urged the people of Haiti to “turn back to God”, apparently not realizing that at least 80% of Haitians identify themselves as Catholic (or that Vodou is a syncretic religion that blends aspects of Catholicism into Afro-Caribbean beliefs, or that aside from the loa Papa Guede and Baron Samedi, Vodou practitioners don’t really have a entity that corresponds to the Christian Satan).

Our last item of weirdness is the alleged “deathbed confession” of an Australian Satanist known as Frater 616 or Petor Narsagonan. This story has been posted at Henry Makow’s Save the Males, Texe Marrs‘ Conspiracy World, and dozens of other beyond-the-fringe websites.
Basically, this is what happened: Late last year, a Christian website in Australia ( received a 15-page deathbed confession from the executor of the estate of a Satanist who died in 2004, Peter Narsagonan (AKA Frater 616). The document describes Satanism as an ancient practice that has penetrated every level of Australian society, along with all criminal activity (drug running, child abduction, human sacrifice, etc.). In other words, the “confession” is boilerplate Satanic panic literature.

616 supposedly became a Satanist at university in ’71. He attended Black Mass orgies every single night, and came to know practically everything about the worldwide activities of his sect, the Alpha Lodge (he was head of the Alpha Lodge in Sydney at the time of his death).
Frater 616 listed many prominent people who were secretly Satanists, including Groucho Marx, J.P. Morgan, Irving Berlin, Elvis, and Stephen Spielberg. He warned that the lodge is fully in bed with the central bankers, intelligence agencies, several megachurches, and the military-industrial complex. Oh, they’re also the ones behind multiculturalism, water fluoridation, and 9/11 (though the Mossad was behind the invasion of Iraq).

When you Google Petor Narsagonan, the executor who leaked his confession (Aloysius Fozdyke), or the Alpha Lodge of Sydney, you find nothing but the above story. However, a search for “Satanism Sydney” brought up an interesting comment on the forum. It was a response to a query about Satanic churches operating in Sydney: “Unfortunately there are no Satanic Churches operating in Sydney – at least that I know of.” This was posted June 4, 2004 by “A.J.F” – email address

Hmm. Frater 616 supposedly died on March 24, 2004, and according to Fozdyke he was the leader of the Sydney Alpha Lodge. Fozdyke himself was presumably a trusted associate. So why couldn’t he have continued the work of the Lodge? The fact that he leaked the incriminating confession to a Christian website would seem to indicate that Fozdyke has been born again and wants to come clean, but as late as July 1st of last year he apparently remained a practicing Satanism.

Whether the Frater616 confession is a prank or a generic piece of anti-occult propaganda, I’m disappointed that so many people have fallen for it without examining even its most basic details. Disappointed, but not surprised.

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  1. Thank you for taking your time to update this blog and write about all the insane conspiracy theories from a very critical point of view.I think what is going on right now, especially with the "satanic elite" nonsense, is that it's all Fundamentalist propaganda and those who know it MUST write about it and put some sense in to people. Critical thinking is a must and it is not something that conspiracy theorists do.Btw, have you checked the website Vigilant Citizen? The website distorts symbolism, tries to make stupid popstars in to high priestesses and mind controlled Illuminati puppets. It's funny to read but not so funny when you see HOW MANY people believe it!All the best! 🙂

  2. Vigilant Citizen is just one of numerous pop-symbolism analysts who have cropped up online lately, the strangest being Lenon Honor. It's fun to compare/contrast their analyses of the same music videos and performers, because their interpretations usually don't have much in common, except for vague statements about the occult and the New World Order. But the common denominator seems to be religious fundamentalism (homosexuality is evil, women should put their damn clothes on, any form of occult study is just wrong, the world's going to hell in a handbasket, etc.), combined with a few popular conspiracy theories and the sort of pseudo-Freudian subliminal advertising analysis that was so popular in the '70s (Vance Packard, Wilson Bryan Key).V.C. is probably the first symbol guy to go after Pinocchio, but Disney is a favourite target. Check out Honor's scene-by-scene breakdown of the Disney baseball flick Angels in the Outfield, which Honor thinks is full of Satanic pedophile imagery. Srsly.

  3. The "Frater 616" story is obviously someone's idea of a joke. I mean, just look at the section about the "Order of the Toilet." Also, some parts of the story read like a BDSM erotic fantasy, such as: "Often the women involved are far worse than the men – little boys agonised by the cruel fingers, long tapered fingernails, teeth, cigarettes and perversions of ravishingly beautiful and debased female practitioners who are without restraint and have been maddened with heartless pride."It amazes me that some people can believe this stuff without question.

  4. Keep reinforcing each others pseudointellectual analysis of affairs from your skeptical "common sense" point of view. Don't worry, the US isn't being destroyed from the top down. The Protocols aren't happening word for word and International Banking, who's members don't worship the same deity you do want whats best for you. Your the ones that will hit the fan first, because you remind me of the people who laughed at the Peter Schiffs of the world in early '08.

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