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The sun is square. Angels are trying to kill Diane Downs. You know, the usual. This fellow is earnestly attempting to draw a connection between the Georgia Guidestones and Dubai's Burj Khalifa skyscraper. Why it even occurred to someone to compare the dimensions of a building in the Middle East and some rocks in the... Continue Reading →
Two "lol wut" moments in ufology While Stephen Hawking muses that we shouldn't engage with potentially hostile ETs, and exopolitician Alfred Webre accuses Hawking of taking part in a massive ET smear campaign/time travel coverup, Dan Ackroyd (an exopolitician in his own right) airs his opinion that aliens of 23 different species should be arrested... Continue Reading →
Our old buddy Alfred Webre is taking Stephen Hawking to task not only for talking smack about theoretical aliens, but for being part of a vast time travel cover-up. I actually admire this, because it takes serious skills to live at this level of WTFery 24/7. This rather insane site insists that the recent shooting... Continue Reading →
Contrail Chemtrail May 1-8 has been declared Canadian Chemtrail Awareness Week. So remember, the next time you see a contrail, think of it as a chemtrail. This message has been brought to you by The Committee for WTF Is In Our Oxygen.
I have to ask: Has anyone noticed the effects of those teeny-tiny microchips that were supposedly injected into your bloodstream along with the H1N1 vaccine? Do you have the uncontrollable urge to, I dunno, vote Republican or watch Dancing With the Stars or anything like that? God doesn't give a crap about your health, but... Continue Reading →
Iran's Ahmedinejad: Sept. 11 attacks a 'big lie' This must be a proud day for many Truthers. When a Holocaust denier who always wears the same Wal-Mart jacket thinks you're on to something, you know you've arrived. Viva la retardement!
The Illuminati's Secret Weapon: Sidewalk Gum He's not called Bazooka Joe for nothin', you know. Thanks to "Jessy" for alerting me to this dire threat. In his January 10, 2010 online newsletter, David Icke wrote about an "Attack from the Skies" that has been taking place in Ryde (a small city on the northern... Continue Reading →
Apparently, it's unofficial Nazi Retard Week in Canada. 2010 is still young, but the year is already so full of stupid that I'm surprised there's still room left over for anything else... (recommended mood music) - In a podcast interview posted at the ragingly anti-Zionist blog of Montreal 9/11 Truth, pioneer Truther and "anti-Zionist" Eric... Continue Reading →
Once in a great while, I meet a person who is so profoundly clueless that just a few minutes spent with him/her provides enough material for an entire Wednesday Weirdness Roundup (Sheldon and TrutherBitch being prime examples). I met one such person today. I'll call him Gus, for Gullible Uninformed Simp. Gus appears sane enough;... Continue Reading →
Here are a few of the most interesting predictions for '09, from some of the most trusted sources in the field of professional prognostication. How well did they do? The aliens will introduce themselves on television. FAIL. On the July 10, 2009 broadcast of Coast to Coast AM, psychic David Wilcock announced that his inside... Continue Reading →
Swallowing The Camel 