Since I don’t live in a kid-dense area, Halloweens are pretty quiet. I’m spending much of this one watching the Most Haunted marathon on the W network. Tell me, does anything ever happen on this show? The historical tidbits at the beginning are interesting, but then the program just turns into an hour of people bumbling around in that celebrity-sex-tape nightvision, jumping at noises and asking the spirits questions that never seem to get answered. It’s not even remotely suspenseful or scary.
Derek Acorah in a sex tape, now thatwould be scary.