- From the program schedule of a conspiracy-themed radio show: “Myrna & Sondra Marshak created The Phonics Game; Junior Phonics & The Comprehension Game their latest Phonicsopoly, is a board game for all ages, if you think your kids are doing good in school and can read and understand, your kidding yourself. One out of two can’t read.”
And one out of one can’t write.
- James Bartley is an alien abductee who lectures on the characteristics of ETs, particularly the Reptilians that are able to render themselves invisible. According to this talk he gave at a Roswell convention, the Reptilians are responsible for pretty much every bad thing that has happened on Earth, ever: Rape, pedophilia, serial murder (he says Ted Bundy might have been a hybrid), erectile dysfunction, and of course the Jackass movies.
- This site contains very detailed stats about a planet in our solar system: Mobius. Though it has the same “orbitational flow” as Earth, you’ve never seen it because it’s on the other side of the sun. It’s also the home planet of Sonic the Hedgehog, but the site doesn’t mention that. And they call themselves scientists…
Swallowing The Camel 
It wouldn't take much to convince me that the reptilians are responsible for Jackass. How else would you explain it? 😉
I gotta admit, I think at least half of all reality shows were created by giant Satanic lizards from another dimension.