Some Search Queries Used to Find This Site

– swallowing blog

– best swallow ever

– wife swallow

(sorry to disappoint ya…)

– sacrificial ritual virgin sacrifice

– most craziest person ever

– richest Jews in the world

And my personal fave, “What if you know your conspiracy theory is right?”
If history is any guide, apparently you write down your theory in the most confuzzled and/or obstruse way imaginable. Then find a vanity press that will print poorly-bound, smudgy, errata-riddled copies for you. Then buy yourself a red wagon and hawk copies at every fringe event you can find. When your magnum opus somehow doesn’t hit the New York Times Bestseller List, tell everyone who will stand still long enough that this is all part of the global [insert organization of your choice here] conspiracy against you.

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6 thoughts on “Some Search Queries Used to Find This Site

  1. Cool stuff, I found your blog with the same search words used to find mine: “swallow blogspot”.absurd thought -God of the Universe saysthere are no conspiraciescriminals never conspirewith others to hide their crimes.

  2. I drop a leave a response each time I like a article on a site or I
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