Anti-Occult Nonsense On Stilts: Kurt Koch’s Occult ABC

In the world of anti-occult zealotry, Kurt Koch is something of a legend. A Lutheran pastor in Germany, he traveled the world addressing churches of nearly every denomination for over half a century, and claimed to have counseled about 20,000 people by the late ’70s.

I was *lucky* enough to score a copy of his most famous book, Occult ABC, at my local secondhand bookshop.

While it’s hard not to admire Koch’s deep religious devotion, it’s pretty easy to hate this book. Originally published in 1978, it reads like it was written in the early ’50s and consists almost entirely of anecdotes – mostly secondhand stories told by missionaries and pastors. You know the kind: “You wouldn’t believe what these savages are doing!” Koch even includes the old legend of the Hippie Babysitter and the Roasted Baby, substituting devil worshippers for the hippie. He also promotes the b.s. stories of “former Satanists” like Doreen Irvine and Mike Warnke. A big part of the reason Koch falls for this blarney is explained on p. 229: “When people have been convicted of sin by the Holy Spirit and have received Jesus Christ as their Lord, they generally speak the truth.”

As you’ve probably guessed, just about everything that doesn’t involve Bible-reading and praying to Jesus is “occult” in Koch’s opinion. He devotes sections to acupuncture, homosexuality, porn, yoga, meditation, “descent from the ape”, Freemasonry, and of course rock music. And Koch believes that any degree of occult influence can afflict multiple generations (the “sins of the father”), causing everything from skin diseases to demonic possession.

The wisdom Koch dispenses is often wildly contradictory. For instance, he maintains that all precognitive powers come from Satan, yet implies several times that it can be 100% accurate and that only a fool would ignore a warning from a psychic.
He stresses that some mental illnesses have natural causes and can be treated by psychiatry, while others are occult in origin and must be treated spiritually. But then he states that occult involvment isn’t the cause of mental illness; it just paves the way for mental illness to develop.
He describes many cases in which occultists changed their evil ways because a spouse or parent prayed for their salvation for many years. Later, he tells us never to pray for occultists unless they have explicitly expressed a desire to change, because it simply won’t work.

Some of his examples are just plain creepy. Koch boasts that Mirin Dajo died because some Christians prayed for his sword-piercing trick to fail onstage, and it did. (Actually, it didn’t. Dajo died after slipping into a coma, and he was not performing at the time.)
In another example, Koch writes of a man who foolishly yoked himself to a non-Christian wife and spent the rest of his life regretting it. His poor son-in-law got so tired of the woman’s nagging that he boxed her ears until she shut up. The lesson seems to be that it’s A-OK to smack your mother-in-law around if she’s a non-Christian.
Once, when a woman with a nasty skin disease consulted him, Koch asked her “how she ever got married in such a condition.” Nice.
Then there was the little girl who become “dreadfully depraved” after being treated by a nature healer. “At the age of ten she seduced a married man – not vice versa.” Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, from child molesters.

Here are just a few choice bits from Occult ABC:

  • Christian Scientists ganged up to psychically murder a man who left the church, giving him a skin disease that caused him to shed his skin “like a snake.”
  • Sorcerors in East Timor engage in “criminal activity” by projecting parts of their spirits into owls, which fly to the homes of enemies to steal pieces of the enemies’ livers.
  • After signing a pact with the Devil, a German woman become possessed and was repeatedly squished by a giant, invisible snake. Koch recorded about 100 cases of such blood pacts, and states that in the previous 20 years, “tens of thousands of young people have signed their souls to the Devil in their own blood.” As with every other statistic in the book, we have no idea where he got these numbers.
  • Elves are real.
  • All hypnosis is dangerous, even stage hypnosis. If you allow yourself to be hypnotized by one, you may become a drunk like this one chick in Argentina. Stage hypnotists are criminals.
  • If you go to an iridologist, you might become a wife-beating drunk like this one dude.
  • If an occultist becomes a Christian, the Devil will be furious and will do everything in his power to oppose you. So you might become a wife-beater anyway, like this other dude.
  • UFOs are heralds of the Antichrist.
  • Gospel singer Henry Drummond, before becoming a Christian, could hypnotize people at a distance of 50 miles.
  • A woman with legs of unequal length went to a “spiritist healer” for healing, and the shorter leg magically grew. But when she became a Christian, it shrank.
  • You must never collect bric-a-brac from non-Christian cultures. “A minister’s wife on Prince Edward Island had collected a whole table-full of figures of gods and cultic objects from the mission field. Today she is in a mental institution.”
  • About 50% of the compulsive neurotics Koch counseled had connections with spiritism or magic in their backgrounds, hence these things cause compulsive neuroses. (Keep in mind that Koch has no training in psychology.)
  • Uri Geller is really psychic, and everyone who found their cutlery bent after one of his TV broadcasts had some psychic ability, as well. “Only the ignorant make fun of these things.”
  • “Voodoo” practitioners drink blood and sacrifice children.
  • In his chapter on Freemasonry, Koch writes that “French historians like Abbe Barnuel maintain that the French Revolution” was engineered by Masons. First of all, it’s Barruel. Secondly, he was not a historian. He was a conspiranoid priest who later rewrote his anti-Masonic thesis, shifting blame to the Jews.
  • Koch takes the view that porn is a Communist device to weaken the morals of Westerners. Perversion for Profit, anyone?
  • Anonymous psychiatrist: “The ouija board is filling our pyschiatric clinics in New York.”
  • Koch on the manufacturers of ouija boards: “If the American government knew how much evil this one firm in Massassachusetts has brought on the American people, they would prohibit the production of these devilish boards at once.”
  • Some Africans can turn themselves into leopards.
  • “I go to the dentist when it is necessary. But I always pray when I go, for dental treatment can last six months and cause much pain.” (I’m guessing this wouldn’t have been the case if he went to the dentist more than “necessary”…)
  • In the Arctic, archaeologists found bones that were said to be 20,000 years old. “I am somewhat skeptical about this claim.”
  • On astrology: “There really ought to be a law prohibiting this and all other forms of fortune-telling. Astrology has been responsible for a number of suicides and murders.”
  • You must not touch a practicing medium. You might get an electric shock, like this one guy.

And so on. From what I’ve seen, all Koch’s books are like this one – so I won’t be reading any of them.

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  2. Looks like he missed one of the dangers of astrology – keyword hunting adbots latch on to it!That list seemed all too familiar though, that is exactly the kind of Christianity I grew up with – if someone told it to you from a pulpit then it has to be true. No such thing as too ridiculous!

  3. Possibly the sort of thing that led Lord Soper )a Methodist minister) to describe Fundamentalism as "funny mentalism". Or, as a minister friend of mine put it, "It's not much fun, there's too much damn, and it's all a bit mental."This is the sort of book I would not allow within a mile of our Church bookstore!

  4. Have you ever explored the twisted world of Jack Chick? That could be the basis for a number of articles. He's the ubiquitous Christian cartoonist whose tracts have achieved tremendous success. He hooked up with a couple of conspiracy theorists in the 70s: Alberto Rivera and John Todd. That unfortunate association was the basis for a lot of Chick's conspiratorially Christian comics.

  5. Unfortunately I'm very familiar with the *work* of all three gentlemen. They were goldmines of misinfo. Todd played a role in the Weaver family tragedy. He was in the Weaver house, ranting and raving, just before they relocated to Ruby Ridge.

  6. I remember having to listen to youth directors who were speakers for the week I was at summer camp as a kid….it wasn't until I worked at the camp in college that I realized the weekly speakers were sharing the exact same 'life' stories every week throughout the summer

  7. did you read his story about the alaskan eskimo shaman who converted to christianity, he said that the shaman could bring people back to life!Then the shaman after converting said that his shamanic spirts were evil! But IRL the shaman was from canada and he misses his spirts and wishes he could talk to him again. I am just wondering where do you think he gets this crap,and does he even check his sources?

  8. oh guys the info is taken out of context. do your research. be intelligent. you cannot exactly dismiss everything Koch said. I dont believe in the boodie man but have seen with my own eyes many things demonic. what makes ghost hunters so popular today on the T.v.??? How about celebrity ghost stories? Are they alll bonked as well? If your going to discredit some one read their work in full. Any one can debunk some one by taking one statement out of context and leading their reader to their conclusion. Verbal manipulation is not a magic trick afterall.

  9. oh guys the info is taken out of context. do your research. be intelligent. you cannot exactly dismiss everything Koch said. I dont believe in the boodie man but have seen with my own eyes many things demonic. what makes ghost hunters so popular today on the T.v.??? How about celebrity ghost stories? Are they alll bonked as well? If your going to discredit some one read their work in full. Any one can debunk some one by taking one statement out of context and leading their reader to their conclusion. Verbal manipulation is not a magic trick afterall.

  10. I really don't think anything in this post was taken out of context. Much of Koch's information is given more or less verbatim, as a reading of the book will show. In fact, the book is considerably weirder and sillier than I've managed to convey in this short post.

  11. You people of the West are fed too much on materialism and things perceived by the senses. That's why anything beyond that realm is "weird" "dark ages". The holy cow of so called "science" seems to be the only authority and yet science keeps changing and cannot explain anything beyond sight, hearing, touch, smell and taste. It is a blind faith in a system of purely material and chemical world. Well did Ditfurth say: It is like looking at the world through the crack in the helmet of the medieval knight and thinking that that's the whole reality of things. And yet the is so much more around the head!I might not agree with everything K. Koch said but I do not want to be like the blind person that maintains that the sunshine does not exist because it's the circulation of my blood.

  12. I don't know what you mean by "Western", Anon, but I'll point out that Koch himself is Western in the traditional sense. There would be nothing wrong with "weird" or outlandish stories, if Koch cited real sources for them, provided any evidence indicating they could be true, or just admitted: "I don't know if this is true or not." Given his subject matter, the last option would probably be best. He jumps to strange assumptions (a person is mentally unwell, ergo their foreign bric-a-brac must be responsible), and presents legends and folklore as though they're literally true.

  13. I've seen this debate over occultism from both sides. I've had the religious upbringing and educated myself as far as knowing what astrology/divination/numerology/the tarot/quabbala/psychic phenomena etc. is about. Although I will admit that these things can become consuming (watching synchronicity is just so darned amazing), mostly it's as valid a form of spirituality as is any religion. All forms of spirituality can lead the danger of becoming unbalanced and even psychotic. So either you remain perfectly sane and an Atheist, or you keep your spiritual practice balanced. The bad publicity warning of 'New Age' belief systems being 'Satanic' is simply ignorant. Thats MY two cents worth!

  14. Koch is right. All forms of alternative medicine such as kundalini, yoga, reiki, and the rest are of Satan. The Lord Jesus Christ is God and the ONLY WAY. Everyone who rejects the Lord Jesus no matter how good in a human sense is in Hellfire to suffer and burn forever according to the words of Jesus Himself. Hinduism Buddhism are of Satan as is Islam and Darwinism and the New Age movement. channeling and all of this stuff is evil and destroys.Astrology is garbage that was made up by Satan and is a distortion of the Gospel in the stars.

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