Martian plesiosaurs, Mossad sharks, and teleporting dolphins. Oh my.
- Felicity Lowde, convicted in 2007 of harassing 7/7 bombing survivor Rachel North, has now turned her cybertongue against Pagans and Freemasons in Bristol, speculating they may have abducted and ritually murdered Joanne Yeates in a macabre Solstice initiation ceremony. Circumstantial evidence includes the fact that some Bristol Pagans like to meet in pubs near Ms. Yeates‘ workplace.
- In late 2008, a Washington state man named Andrew Basiago announced he had found numerous anomalous things in photos taken by the Mars Spirit Rover, including humans in blue jumpsuits, statues, a Bigfoot, a “centipede woman”, and huge snakes. Now Basiago says he was teleported to Mars twice in 1980, and on one occasion he and the CIA agent accompanying him were charged by a plesiosaur. I’m sorry to report that some people believe this, and it has led to a crazy kerfuffle between leading members of the exopolitics movement. Basiago is apparently a practicing attorney, and claims to have five degrees from institutions like UCLA. He’s scheduled to speak at a Dolphins & Teleportation Symposium being held in Hawaii this June. Maybe a Martian plesiosaur will show up, too.
- Kids, this is what happens when you go AWOL to make shitty “documentaries” with your friends.
- Lest anyone is wondering why Egypt is up the creek, look no further than this: Last December, Mohamed Shousha (Governor of South Sinai) publicly declared that Israel’s Mossad may have dumped a shark into Egyptian waters to harm the tourist industry. With leaders like this, who needs leaders?
Is it just me, or would all these things combined make a great movie? A bloodthirsty shark capable of teleporting itself to the surface of Mars is released into English waters by an intelligence agency, and is thwarted by a coalition of dolphins, Martian plesiosaurs, and drunk Pagans.
Din't Syfy already make that movie with Eric Roberts as the shark?
Yeah, Egypt is slightly more complicated than that.
Yeah, but "nobody gives a sh** about Eric Roberts."Paul, you're right, it's simplistic to blame Egypt's turmoil on one backwards regional politician. That's a problem I have. I blame most of America's troubles on Michelle Bachmann. Which is completely unfair, 'cause she's only responsible for about half of them.
Snort.. And here I thought 9/11 truthers only *sounded* like they where on drugs…
I think you've got a wrong link under the "Dolphins & Teleportation Symposium". It leads to the exopolitics section on Wikipedia, not to the truly wonderful poster of the symposium with the weirdest name ever.