Screw real kids, why not adopt some ghosts? It’s not weird or anything. I’m sure the neighbors won’t be so creeped out that they move to another zip code in the middle of the night, leaving behind their cat and most of their possessions.
The Canadian Action Party isn’t exactly known for its rigorous intellectualism and rationality (founder Paul Hellyer is a UFO fanatic, and former leader Connie Fogal is a 9/11 Truther who believes the Illuminati may soon be faking a UFO invasion), but current leader Andrew J. Moulden takes the damn cake. He not only knows the cause and cure for autism (which he generously posted on an Oprah forum thread about Jenny McCarthy), he informs us that “ALL vaccinations cause immediate and delayed, acute and chronic, permanent and transient, disease and disorders that cut across all organ systems.” Oh, and he might be a military imposter.