Peter Gersten, the UFO disclosure activist who pledged to pitch himself from the top of Bell Rock in Sedona yesterday, confident that an interdimensional portal would open up and swallow him before he hit the ground, apparently didn’t jump. He showed up at Bell Rock on schedule, but told authorities and reporters he would jump only if the portal appeared. Since I haven’t seen any “ZOMG GIANT PORTAL” stories online today, I’m going to assume Mr. Gersten simply went home to wait for the next hippie doomsday.
Have the happiest holidays ever, and we’ll see you in the new year, if Hans can avoid getting baked for someone’s Christmas dinner.
Swallowing The Camel 
And, he knew that the portal was “visible”? lol