- I have seriously lost track of the number of YouTube vids and homemade documentaries that attempt to expose the supposed links between rap/hip-hop music and the Illuminati/Satanism. Run a YT search for “sold out to Illuminati” and you’ll see what I mean – there are even vids explaining how 2Pac was assassinated because he wasn’t souled out to The Man. Or the Satanists. Or whatever. Then we have a certain citizen who is so vigilant against Illuminati brainwashing in pop music that he can’t even identify himself, lest the Devil-worshipers decide to take him out for exposing their sinister use of, um, dolls and kittens.
The basic premise of the Pop Illuminati theory is that in order to get anywhere near the top of the heap in the worlds of entertainment or sports, artists and athletes have to pledge abject devotion to the Illuminati, and/or literally sign their souls over to Satan. Talent, taining, luck, management, connections, good timing – that’s all bollocks. It’s really about what you’re willing to do for the Jews. I mean the Illuminati. Did I say Jews? Ha ha, no, that’s silly, the Pop Illuminati theory isn’t anti-Semitic. Not even a little bit.
Until recently, the Pop Illuminati theory only affected merchandise sales (and not very much). But thanks to this overload of Illuminati hip-hop conspiranoia, we could soon be dealing with a bumper crop of deranged aspiring celebrities who honestly believe this shit. Take Wafeeq Sabir El-Amin, a wannabe rap star in Virginia (there’s your first mistake, kid) who allegedly crept up on a sleeping friend one night last December, aimed a gun at his head, and declared, “You are my sacrifice” before pulling the trigger. El-Amin’s victim was spared when the bullet ricocheted off his head, and he was able to escape by wrestling the gun away from El-Amin and shooting him in the stomach. Reportedly, El-Amin believed he had to make a human sacrifice to get in with the Illuminati. I’m guessing he didn’t make it. He’s currently in lock-up, awaiting trial. - You might remember Silibil ’N’ Brains, the hip-hop duo who briefly enjoyed C-list stardom in the UK with songs like “Tongue Kung Fu” back in ’04 and ’05. Their style was basically straight-up Eminem mixed with a little skaterboi punk, but the Cali dropouts had enough attitude to pull it off. After a single audition in London, they signed a a $350,000 record deal with Sony, scored a contract with one of the top managers in the UK, headlined a few minor festivals, toured with Eminem, and were introduced by MC Harvey on English MTV’s Brand Spanking New.
It all fell apart when Brain (Gavin Bain) confessed that he and Silibil weren’t skatepunks from the Valley, after all, but college students from Dundee, Scotland. They had hidden their thick brogues and college educations after it became clear to them that a rap version of The Proclaimers just wouldn’t fly. Personally, I don’t see how this is much worse than Charlize Theron affecting an American accent even in roundtable discussions with other actors, but Bain’s confession instantly sped up the inevitable decay of Silibil ’N’ Brains.
Now, director Jeanie Finlay has released a documentary about them. - Sounds like a Canadian mockumentary, but isn’t: Hip Hop Eh.
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Well I can’t speak for Charlize but I’m also a South African with English as my second language and the accent makes you sound stupid. I totally get why she uses the fake American one instead!
Aw, I don’t think an Afrikaans accent sounds stupid at all! I’d prefer it to Charlize’s faux-Malibu thing any day. And to be honest, I think I might like Scottish rap (should really try to find some).
Now Canadian accents, on the other hand, they’re pretty awful…
Thanks! I agree, Charlize’s new accent sounds terrible (as does the American pronunciation of her name) but come on, no one watched District 9 and said “Hey that Wiekus guy sure sounds intelligent!” It’s not a helpful accent in that regard, is what I’m saying!
However, I too would love to hear some Scottish rap!
Time pieces can easily be bought on the internet or in person.
– things that are still in very good condition at a lower price.
The more careful you are, the longer your crystal will last.
Have a look at Jay-Z’s stage show – and indeed his clothing range – “Do as thou wilt”. He got the slogan from Aleister Crowley and his “only law”.
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I am here, the Scottish Hobbit, I still have a penis ’cause I ain’t no Bobbit ?
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